My brothers and sisters.
Seeing as how Brother maniac has most likely been abducted by those Gods who oppose Lootius, in order to ensure the promised information shall not reach you, the flock, Lootius has passed bits of the secret formula onto a select few.
He passed on information on how to find them in the form of a vision. This vision was then encrypted with an obscure algorithm.
Clues were gathered, cryptologists were <strikethrough>threatened</strikethrough> hired to break the code. Those who were selected by Lootius were traced, and <strikethrough>lifted from their beds</strikethrough> <strikethrough>tortured</strikethrough> <strikethrough>bullied</strikethrough> questioned to assemble the last remaining bits of the formula.
Brace yourselves.
The last bot attack stopped mysteriously and suddenly. Apparently Lootius managed to slay his fierce opponent LameBotEventus, and he replaced him with a city nicknamed NO. As those who studied the magic of Lootius know, 69 in Lootiusism is a holy number. N is the 14th letter of the alphabet, and O the 15th. Add 6 to 14, and one reaches 20. Substract 9 from 15, and one comes to 6. Or, the letters TF. TF clearly hint towards TotalFailurius, most likely the next deity to be smitten by Lootius. However, the
NO bit is what matters here. This will be the selected place to perform the ritual.
There were six messengers. Curiously enough, we found them in the following apparently random order:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
This clearly indicates the following, when one ponders more about it. 123456 might seem like a totally random sequence of numbers. But the truth is that within a few days, we all will have a chance to experience it.
For soon, it will be 01:02:03 on May 4th, 2006 (04/05/06). Or:
NO will be the location. We now have a date and time, as well as a location.
Now for what to do. As told earlier, Lootius is involved in heavy battles, regularly experiencing attempted drivebys from the other Gods, hoping they will succeed in harming Lootius in some way. One of them actually booked some minor succes when Lootius received a papercut after diving behind a news stand. The perpetrating god was hosed down by Lootius, who started wearing BLP-proof vests, and aided by his friend Uzius.
Clearly, Lootius needs as many believers as possible. Therefore, at the afore mentioned time and place, let us call a big sermon at the aforementioned place and time, and all /respect Lootius.
As a little side effect, this might also lead to the complete and utter destruction of that horrible statue.
Lootius needs you, good people. Dissappoint him not!
(p.s. MindArk? If we pull this off, will you please C4 that hideous thing at the mentioned time?
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