Recent content by Jenga

Perverts are just people with good imagination!:laugh: Personally, I'd like all the chairs at MA HQ wired up to the electricity supply and a webcam installed. That way, if you see someone you think is slacking in their share of VU10 prep, you can press a button....and Shakey MA person time!:D...

For their size and weight, tights have fantastic thermal qualities, and are good for hillwalking.... that's my excuse anyway:ahh: More importantly, where are the manbags? ooh ooh ooh...Oh yes, hunting can really dry out a man's skin and manly moisturising products are needed as a priority. And...

Well I've seen films like Blow Away and The Abyss, and I know that all I have to do is cut the blue wire...or is it the red wire? ...oh crap:(:laugh: Bacon butties? That's sooo last weekend, all the beautiful people are nom nomming sausage butties now :cool:

While you lot are naked mud-wrestling for all that beer, I'll be watching while I chug down my red wine :) Then when you lot are finished and are all lying in a big muddy bloody pulp, I'll lever my carcass out of the chair and nick all your beer! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

Evening all, A bunch of us Hounds were the warm-up act on dasps before the Huuuuge ATH, and although we didn't strike lucky with the big one we did manage to pick this out of a dead dasp's belly. Click to enlarge So, I'm sticking this bad boy on here til midnight Thursday (I'm out boozing on...

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Just stumbled over this thread, an just wanted to add one thing in addition to Jade's nice guide :) When I want to 'go deep;)', this usually means that I have to pass other avas that are happily plinking away at angry aliens. I (and most people I know), always try to pass fellow avas on the...

Top Gear turns my frown upside down :D I loved the look on James May's face when they were doing that jump on Sunday's episode!

It's been in the charts and on the radio here in the UK for a while, so much so that I've started running around with my fingers in my ears shouting "LA LA LA LAAA CAN'T HEAR YOU!" I've been overexposed to it I think, I'm starting to actively dislike it now :(

My cereal bowl can fit not one, not three, but TWO sachets of Oat So Simple golden syrup porridge.:wtg: Your lives are now complete :)

One's buying, one's selling, it's fate I tells ya! https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/selling/142450-full-set-poe-male.html

Hover tanks? Pah!!! You'll all kneel down to me when I deploy my caravan loving PENGUIN ARMY!!!!!! Click to enlarge

I want to drive a caravan in game so I can enjoy the irate chat of loads of people in their Aranatrox crushing tanks stuck behind me, and I'm NEVER pulling over to let them pass!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! I want my caravan in beige please, and I want it called excalibur, and I want a go faster stripe...

Gratz Coz! You are cool now so that Feff behind you is going to make you his cool plaything tonight;) Some good old Feff luuuurving :D