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Perverts are just people with good imagination!:laugh: Personally, I'd like all the chairs at MA HQ wired up to the electricity supply and a webcam installed. That way, if you see someone you think is slacking in their share of VU10 prep, you can press a button....and Shakey MA person time!:D...

For their size and weight, tights have fantastic thermal qualities, and are good for hillwalking.... that's my excuse anyway:ahh: More importantly, where are the manbags? ooh ooh ooh...Oh yes, hunting can really dry out a man's skin and manly moisturising products are needed as a priority. And...

Well I've seen films like Blow Away and The Abyss, and I know that all I have to do is cut the blue wire...or is it the red wire? ...oh crap:(:laugh: Bacon butties? That's sooo last weekend, all the beautiful people are nom nomming sausage butties now :cool:

While you lot are naked mud-wrestling for all that beer, I'll be watching while I chug down my red wine :) Then when you lot are finished and are all lying in a big muddy bloody pulp, I'll lever my carcass out of the chair and nick all your beer! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

Evening all, A bunch of us Hounds were the warm-up act on dasps before the Huuuuge ATH, and although we didn't strike lucky with the big one we did manage to pick this out of a dead dasp's belly. Click to enlarge So, I'm sticking this bad boy on here til midnight Thursday (I'm out boozing on...

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Just stumbled over this thread, an just wanted to add one thing in addition to Jade's nice guide :) When I want to 'go deep;)', this usually means that I have to pass other avas that are happily plinking away at angry aliens. I (and most people I know), always try to pass fellow avas on the...

Top Gear turns my frown upside down :D I loved the look on James May's face when they were doing that jump on Sunday's episode!

It's been in the charts and on the radio here in the UK for a while, so much so that I've started running around with my fingers in my ears shouting "LA LA LA LAAA CAN'T HEAR YOU!" I've been overexposed to it I think, I'm starting to actively dislike it now :(

My cereal bowl can fit not one, not three, but TWO sachets of Oat So Simple golden syrup porridge.:wtg: Your lives are now complete :)

One's buying, one's selling, it's fate I tells ya! https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/selling/142450-full-set-poe-male.html

Hover tanks? Pah!!! You'll all kneel down to me when I deploy my caravan loving PENGUIN ARMY!!!!!! Click to enlarge

I want to drive a caravan in game so I can enjoy the irate chat of loads of people in their Aranatrox crushing tanks stuck behind me, and I'm NEVER pulling over to let them pass!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! I want my caravan in beige please, and I want it called excalibur, and I want a go faster stripe...

Gratz Coz! You are cool now so that Feff behind you is going to make you his cool plaything tonight;) Some good old Feff luuuurving :D

I know four people who are going to be wailing and nashing their teeth if and when the expanded list comes out... the poor sods in 11th place! Oh, I have first dibs on position 121 in cat 2, if that's taken I'll be willing to slot in at 539.:D

At the risk of being flamed and/or -repped, does that mean that until they read this thread it didn't even occur to MA to do an expanded list this year?:scratch2: With the amount of time and money that people invested in the MM I would have thought that a full listing of competitors would have...

Maybe we need to see the Merry Mayhem become more of a two-tier thing? I'm saying that as we have had two categories this year with top prizes of individual stuff (armour for 1 & 2), and two for top prizes of LAs. Maybe MA should say that for the smaller categories only solo play should be...

So what's worse, winning because you have a big gun, or winning because you have a gang of people willing to herd/damage/supply you? Having a big gun means that people will complain because they can't match your dps, and having a gang of helpers means that people will complain even more loudly...

I'd quite like to see a list of what I've looted solo in the chat window, just like when I'm in a team hunt. When I'm doing high agro mobs I tend to leave the loot window open and it gets a bit on the messy side, so it's a bit difficult to see what you've just pulled out of the cold, dead...

Good points Thorn m8y, and like I said, I'm probably talking out of my bum. I was just coming from the angle of what I have experienced and seen in the past. I've bought armour/fap/guns that have been totally wroung for my skill level at each particular time. An example is buying a justy II...

Good morrow kind Sirs and Madams, Now then, I have just logged from the game and am enjoying a nice cheeky glass of red (mmmmm red wine :)) anyway, part of the soc conversation before I left was about the skilling and the loss of 3x skill gain (as covered in 99999392323 threeads already) ...

Dear Santa, I have been a (mostly) good boy this year, and even the parts where I've been bad there have been mitigating circumstances, and I have meant well... honest guv'nor! Soooooo, I would like this year lovely Mr Santa: 1. A winning lottery ticket (preferably not just the 3 numbers, as...

My tip? Constantly revive killing a mob is just EU's way of telling you that you're trying too much, too soon. Either team up, or lower your sites mobwise...for now! ;) Ooh ooh ooh, aaaaand, unless you're mega-rich, never deposit while under the influence of the evil, evil alcohol, as the...

This just in from a Source within CDF, who heard this from a mate, who heard it from Beryl the cleaner, who heard it from her daughter, who's getting sexy times from the bloke who replaced the guard that saw it ;) Apparently, the Robot geezer and the human blokey were getting on swimmingly, but...