Question: Cheeky Looking Feffoids in the new VU!

[Stinky]

I wonder if MA are gonna introduce food to the game soon??

Here is a recipe from the 'Two Fat Ladies' cookbook, 'Full Throttle'......

no, i haven't tried it.....

1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's ( or Feffoids???)
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.


Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it

Stinky

 

[Latinangel1000]

I went out exploring the other day, and now have proof that my suspicions are true - Argos are female!

Makes me wonder why there are no Feffoid/ARGO cross-breeds...
Why do they molest us?! Is it because we are too beautiful and yummy to resist???

the reason there is not crossbreed is that the Argos hate to do the brazilian wax and that kind of kills the mood for the feffoids.

 

[olivia888]

I wonder if MA are gonna introduce food to the game soon??

Here is a recipe from the 'Two Fat Ladies' cookbook, 'Full Throttle'......

no, i haven't tried it.....

1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's ( or Feffoids???)
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.


Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it

Stinky

I might just try this one, Stinky - though I am not sure our local butcher has any fresh penises in stock!

 

[olivia888]

Good tip!

the reason there is not crossbreed is that the Argos hate to do the brazilian wax and that kind of kills the mood for the feffoids.

Now THAT makes a lot of sense! I'll be sure not to wax or shave next time I go out hunting Feffoids... Maybe it will give me added protection!

 

[raybrad]

last pic is epic great )))

totally agree

 

[Staffas]

I went out exploring the other day, and now have proof that my suspicions are true - Argos are female!

Makes me wonder why there are no Feffoid/ARGO cross-breeds...
Why do they molest us?! Is it because we are too beautiful and yummy to resist???

Easy, you can easily see in my pic that the feffs are homosexual.
How they reproduce is a true mystery still.

 

[burnsey]

someone needs to report this thread as NSFW!

 

[addz]

All hail MA feffoids.

Saving parents everywhere from the task of giving their kids the awkward sex talk

 

[Latinangel1000]

Easy, you can easily see in my pic that the feffs are homosexual.
How they reproduce is a true mystery still.

Are you saying that those are homofeffoids? Oh my! Next thing you know they are going to be picking curtains.