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Event: Chirpy Massacre - Nov 13th

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*radio crackles indistincively. A hazy screen lights up. Vague images can be seen. The image moves from left to right. The source obviously is a helmet-mounted camera from an Imperial Scout unit. Bodies can be seen lying in puddles of blood - some decapitated. Vague screams can be heard. The Imperial Command watching the screen shudders in horror as they realise they are looking at a crack commando unit that was turned into a pile of gore. A panicked voice is heard whispering:*

"Captain Melacci speaking. I do not know whether this message will reach anyone in command. Our communication signals appear to be actively jammed. We were doing a regular recon mission and stumbled upon a Robot Training Camp. Our initial intel showed it to be a tiny camp with minimal guardings. We went in to investigate. Took out the few robot guards easily. Moved in more and discovered a cage inside a laboratory filled with chirpies. Sergeant Nobby Nobbs set them free in a deed of compassion. It was a bad mistake. These birds were being genetically altered by the Robots in order to trick us. Inform the colonists. They must act befAAAAAAAAAH".

The camera at this point got hit by a shower of blood. For one instant a tiny little beak could be seen. Then the signal got lost.

We were able to remotely download a picture from a camera of one of the scouts:



We also received a picture of some plans the robots had. Though covered in blood, we were able to decipher the date November 14th. We do believe this is when the attack will be launched.

We call on YOU, pioneers of the new world to help us eradicate the chirpy thread before it hits. We shall meet Nov 13th, 8 PM CET sharp at Cape Corinth from where we will set out with minimalistic weaponry (this in order to prevent likely casualties from helping the chirpies obtain guns). All chirpies encountered should be wiped out.

As an interesting side effect, scientists will accompany the braves who set off to battle the threat in order to see whether large numbers of people hunting the same MOBs might affect the average loot returned by such MOBs.

Imperial Command out.
 
self appointed capt. Pollus of the homeguard forces reporting in*


- We must stand together to fight this force, everyone is hereby summoned to service the event in what ever means they can.


"Together we stand, together we are strong, ohh lootius, give the team a name to die for."
 
As a Nun it is my duty to follow the priest on this hazarous joruney - and to cure and heal the huge number of wounded, which obviously will appear on such a dangerous event.

If there is ANY thing I can do to help - I will .... or at least I can always sweat the bastards!!

HIL LOOTIUS - the sleeper has awaken!

Lykke
:saint:
 
Absolutley brilliant! Love the picture too :laugh: I'll try to be there
 
Private Mocca reporting for duty ...
I`ll be there ... fighting these ferocius monsters
May the mighty Lootius bless us, protect us and give us strenght to succed in this crucial mission for the future of mankind !!!!
 
I would be shirking my duties to allow my Venerable Leader and his main squeeze...er...I meand chief Nun to enter this fray without substantial backing. I shall endeavor to attend. I think using my NerveBlast chip might be the weapon of my choice in this matter, thus preventing the chirppies looting my rifle or sword...should I fall in battle.


May Lootius Bless

Azrael D'Morte (Monk... Church of Lootius)
 
SIX heroes so far...

... with the cojones to lay down our lives to protect our peers?

I am ashamed of you all. I am pondering informing the other 5 steel-balled (or not, in the nun's case) that we might be better off getting drunk somewhere.

Calypso is counting on you! Let not those who do not educate themselves be caught offguard by this menace!

Let us once again ensure freedom on our planet, our home. For our children. For our children's children! FREEDOM MUST PREVAIL ABOVE ALL!
 
"Kick Ass Warrior Huntress With A Flower" (a title bestowed upon "Star" by her precious BloodMoon) ... reporting in for duty in an effort to help erradicate this deadly mutant of what was once an innocent (albiet nuisance) creature of Calypso.

The "chirpie" and his brothers/sisters ("Fuggies and GibNibs") have fooled us all into thinking a wall of red on the radar was dangerous terrain and to tread cautiously. What an excellent species to utilize in lab experiments to further trick us into false security, only to unleash this unsuspecting "Frankenstein" into the wild to create unimaginable terror.

Aside from wiping out this "mutant terror" ... I shall also provide any needed counseling to help those traumatized by the incomprehensible challenges that may prevail during this event.

I stand ready to serve in this cause to help protect the citizens of Calypso.

Wait ... what day/time did you say ... 13th for you is probably the 12th for me given the time difference, so that should work.

BTW ... totally brilliant post ... yet another way to get cool people together to have a fun time. I think we should all use the new TT rifle (Sollomate Opalo) ... it's only 3.80 PED and would make it interesting. I hear the weapon is pretty accurate ... no need to OVERweaponize them. Remember ... usually after one shot they start running ... although not sure what this mutanized version will do. Looking at the pic and the amount of bloodshed already, we might need bazookas.

See you all at the event ...

PS: I'm sure that if Blood Moon is available he will be joining us as well.

PPS: I tried giving you + rep for the writing and idea, but says I need to spread the wealth before giving it to you again :(
 
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Semai suggests another strategy, I still have family on the old polluted Planet Earth. I recall a major Avian Flu epidemic which started back in 2005 and eradicated half of all bird population till 2009 before it could be controlled. One of my family works in the Earthforce Biolocical Research Department and he sent me the blueprints of the virus that killed the birds. I suggest releasing this virus if the Chirpies do indeed prove as deadly as pointed out by our comrade... Gread Danger requires drastic measures... :laugh:
 
I, as one of the Templars, have witnessed myself the terror of the Avian Flu in my homelands. We CANNOT let this happen on Calypso too, so I will join forces with you brave heroes on the dangerous and eradicating path you have chosen.

Lootius bless,

Sharyn of the Templars.
 
*giggles* No one believed me when I told them that turps were evil.

I bet your that the robots have gotten to the turps also. We must destroy the little birds. We must destory them. ......*giggles*

...They all called me off....now who is laughing...*giggles*

I will have my revenge on you TURPS!

*cough*

Wren Yamabish reporting in Master.

For the Church! For Lootius!
 
VF.. Way to go man! I love the innovative threat. Kool Pic too! :thumbup:
Blood Moon will answer the "Call". I stand ready. My sword is yours. :naughty:
I will gladly lay down my life in the freeing of Calypso of this Chirpy
abomination. :D
Hopefully I'll just get wounded abit. The nuns of Lootius are renowned for their healing prowess.
" Fap me "... oh divine deities! ;)
Let's pluck some Chirpy butt. Moon's into Chirpy BBQ tonight. :laugh:
 
2 days until the event.

We have reason to believe the recent dissappearance of Professor Niels Barton, from RDI is related to the chirpie manipulation. Fellow Calypsonians, your help in this matter would be greatly appreciated.
 
Unless flying monkeys come to abduct me again you can count me in...now where is that banana sword and my pink teddy elephant to protect me...go my stallion fly through the wind :dunce:
 
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*motorcycle engine dies with a depressed metallic cackle, and a cloud of smoke flies out like a tired soul of a dead avatar, out of the exhaustion pipes.*

*the man clad in black tries to steer the vehicle without hitting the breaks for a long as he can, letting the bike carry him the maximum possible distance*

*with an ample flick of a wrist, the Priest slung back the gigantic rifle, and its ammo clip came hurtling out like a bolt, flying towards the ground in a gentle arch and clicking softly as it hit the gravel ground . The gun spun back into place resting aloft Konrad's hand. Blood splattered on the ground, as a head of a now dead mutated Chirpi blew apart. The second Chirpi standing next to it, showed its teeth, producing a high-pitched roar, but then, started moving away from the Konrad's motorcycle, which was quickly closing in on it. Before the bird could reach full speed, the bike's wheel was all over on top of its body.*

*Konrad lets the motorcycle come to a full stop, and stands in its luxury seat. He puts his hand inside his open black jacket which served him as a changeless robe for many years, and pulled out a pack of cigarettes with 2 left in it.*

-Out of gas...

*lights up the cig*

*inhales. sighs*

-No loot again... thes bloody damn chirpi sons a bitches... thought I killed all of you, robot scum. There's always more to it, is there?...

*After a short break, Konrad gets off the vehicle, gathers his belongings, and abandons the bike, walking into the desert silently with his gun on his back*

-Sorry, old chap. I'll come back for you...
 
ViagraFalls said:
Let us once again ensure freedom on our planet, our home. For our children. For our children's children! FREEDOM MUST PREVAIL ABOVE ALL!
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I was going to say screw it, but for our children's children??? I'm there!!!!!!!!:handgun:
 
ViagraFalls said:
One Hour Left!!!
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:computer: Getting ready!

Got killed by umbranoids trying to get to camp caravan, i demand tribute for my patience!
 
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Looks like I miscalculated the time difference. m(_ _)m:mad: Oh well, I guess I will have to kill on my own.
 
damn servers went down...come on MA...dont give the chirpies this opportunity to regroup...they have to be eliminated
 
OMG those chirpies have been messed up with badly...we saw a bunch that had been mutated in an armax-chirpy hybrid...even saw a neco-chirpy:eek: ...those r quite bad
Well we didnt found any of the ones that were moving the robots huge amount of funds but so goes the life of a nun.

We still had fun trying to eradicate this growing menace. Thx to all the ones that came along for your help...Calypso will 4ever owe u one. :dunce:
 
I hope you all had a blast - and Im sorry that I could not join you. Most of all the priest should feel sorry for not having more room in the team - but I promise you he will be punished on Thursday - and he will get JUST what he deserves :D

Actually the real reason was, that I only slept 4 hours from Saturday to Sunday - and I was afraid that falling asleep in the most terrifying moment, attacted by a bunch of Chirpies .. might have ended up catastrophic!

May he who serves us well with golden peds - guard, protect and be with you all on your way to uber. HEIL LOOTIE!

Nun :saint:
 
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cant believe you all massacared my precious little guys! :cussing:


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Sp00n The Terrible , reporting in..... cap'n :cool:
 
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