Clam Jamphrie
Old Alpha
- Joined
- Feb 2, 2006
- Posts
- 767
- Location
- Hefty Acres - Somerset
- Society
- GloryHound Irregulars
- Avatar Name
- Clam Jboy Jamphrie
I guess if you’re reading this then you are already somehow involved in the WoF. I don’t know if this message will get out there but I will transmit it anyway and hope it reaches those that could make a difference.
I am only just coming up to my 7th name day, yet I have seen the birth of events that have changed all our lives. I have smote huge spiders with nothing but a rifle and only my underpants for defence* – all in the name of my society. I have been robbed and beaten, victorious and defeated. I have seen the creation of planets, survived robot invasions and explored the eight corners of the known ‘Verse. I have fought and lost and I have loved and lost, yet still here I am. I am not alone but our numbers are few. My name is Clam J Boy Jamphrie. I am Captain of WoF Team Eudoria and this is my call to arms.
I remember that first day in Port Atlantis and walking into the wilderness, not knowing where my feet would carry me and finding a world that challenged and excited my nubile form.. There were dangers out there that I was eager to engage and dangers out there that were engagingly eager. I remember that first trip to Amethera with a fear for my life and being trapped in the wilderness - yet surviving and returning home. Strange creatures off planet met my adventures and still I found my way back to the sanctuary of Eudoria. Home. Safety. No interplanetary auction fees.
Eudoria, as a nation, has birthed most of the ‘Verses inhabitants yet our team is few. A skeleton team with more heart than success, we have made it into the final 12 of the World of Firepower 2012. I would call on all those who carry any fondness for the salad days of Eudoria to join up to reach the final six best teams in what I believe to be the biggest and longest running competition in Entropia history. Glory awaits us but we cannot do it alone. We have hunts for the next three weekends but cannot cover the duration of this round with a team of four. Our substitute bench looks like Next Island on a ‘quiet’ day. We need more Eudorians.
I respect the choice of those nations who have joined forces in attempt to gain the coveted WoF title but despite offers from Team Amethera to form a team Calypso (which we respectfully decline) we have always held the philosophy that we are team Eudoria. We hunt for our Country. We hunt for the place we were born. We remember the first time we were stuck at an outpost. We remember the first time we had to buy foot guards. We remember the first time we were killed by a porn star. We are Team Eudoria.
I started with a call to arms but I feel it’s more a call for aid. Our support has been amazing this year, yet still Main Team is but four. I ask again for aid.
Clam J Boy Jamphrie
Captain**
WoF Team Eudoria
*my underwear can kill
**It’s mostly Coz
I am only just coming up to my 7th name day, yet I have seen the birth of events that have changed all our lives. I have smote huge spiders with nothing but a rifle and only my underpants for defence* – all in the name of my society. I have been robbed and beaten, victorious and defeated. I have seen the creation of planets, survived robot invasions and explored the eight corners of the known ‘Verse. I have fought and lost and I have loved and lost, yet still here I am. I am not alone but our numbers are few. My name is Clam J Boy Jamphrie. I am Captain of WoF Team Eudoria and this is my call to arms.
I remember that first day in Port Atlantis and walking into the wilderness, not knowing where my feet would carry me and finding a world that challenged and excited my nubile form.. There were dangers out there that I was eager to engage and dangers out there that were engagingly eager. I remember that first trip to Amethera with a fear for my life and being trapped in the wilderness - yet surviving and returning home. Strange creatures off planet met my adventures and still I found my way back to the sanctuary of Eudoria. Home. Safety. No interplanetary auction fees.
Eudoria, as a nation, has birthed most of the ‘Verses inhabitants yet our team is few. A skeleton team with more heart than success, we have made it into the final 12 of the World of Firepower 2012. I would call on all those who carry any fondness for the salad days of Eudoria to join up to reach the final six best teams in what I believe to be the biggest and longest running competition in Entropia history. Glory awaits us but we cannot do it alone. We have hunts for the next three weekends but cannot cover the duration of this round with a team of four. Our substitute bench looks like Next Island on a ‘quiet’ day. We need more Eudorians.
I respect the choice of those nations who have joined forces in attempt to gain the coveted WoF title but despite offers from Team Amethera to form a team Calypso (which we respectfully decline) we have always held the philosophy that we are team Eudoria. We hunt for our Country. We hunt for the place we were born. We remember the first time we were stuck at an outpost. We remember the first time we had to buy foot guards. We remember the first time we were killed by a porn star. We are Team Eudoria.
I started with a call to arms but I feel it’s more a call for aid. Our support has been amazing this year, yet still Main Team is but four. I ask again for aid.
Clam J Boy Jamphrie
Captain**
WoF Team Eudoria
*my underwear can kill
**It’s mostly Coz
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since i couldn't seem to do it before on sundays .............. oh hey just had a though, an hour earlier my time maybe i can just stay up for it, but would probably be way drunk 
That means I have to actually be up EARLIER than that so I have time to get settled in before the "GO, GO, GO!".