Limericks of Longtooth

[voom]

Bit like Longtooth Rime but Limericks this time


https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193505

The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables


There was an old Longtooth named Fang

 

[steffel]

There was an old Longtooth named Fang

I shot him down - bang bang -

 

[voom]

He fell to the ground

 

[Bolivar]

Without making a sound

 

[AlphaGeek]

No loot? No loot! DANG!

 

[voom]

Thanks for finishing that one alpha

 

[AlphaGeek]

Let's start another, shall we?



A Longtooth on Calypso

 

[Mac]

A herbivore, or at least, intended so

 

[voom]

Migrates southwards I am told

 

[AlphaGeek]

Munched an Atrox Old

 

[Pallas Gaudio]

Long fart - he did whiff so.

 

[Pallas Gaudio]

Up to me to start again?


A Longtooth had slumbered all day

 

[AlphaGeek]

...crossed the path of some ubers at play...

 

[voom]

They shot him down quick

 

[AlphaGeek]

then did a right click

 

[naamios]

and then they all crashed to desktop