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FNN (Fictional News Network) presents the following story:
Senator I.M.D. Umb of the Calypso Local Government has put in a demand that the picture of a topless female that is featured inside the First Aid Packs (FAPs) that are common on Calypso should be banned.
Omegaton PR man P. Ervert defended the picture with the following comment: "Well I don't see the big problem! It is an anatomical representation of a female human, totally correctly made!" However, when we asked mr. Ervert if the breasts of the woman on the picture really had to be so big, he refused to comment further.
Senator Umb, however, has this to say: "Well I can't see why it is needed, if you own a FAP you should know basic anatomy anyway! My personal and professional opinion is that all healers on Calypso are PERVERTS!"
We have tried to reach other senators for comments on the matter, but only recieved an answer from one of them, senator Behrman: "Well I don't see the big deal. Personally I like to look at this picture... I mean, when healing... Actually... Please do not print this comment?"
A picture of the picture in the FAP is featured below:
Senator I.M.D. Umb of the Calypso Local Government has put in a demand that the picture of a topless female that is featured inside the First Aid Packs (FAPs) that are common on Calypso should be banned.
Omegaton PR man P. Ervert defended the picture with the following comment: "Well I don't see the big problem! It is an anatomical representation of a female human, totally correctly made!" However, when we asked mr. Ervert if the breasts of the woman on the picture really had to be so big, he refused to comment further.
Senator Umb, however, has this to say: "Well I can't see why it is needed, if you own a FAP you should know basic anatomy anyway! My personal and professional opinion is that all healers on Calypso are PERVERTS!"
We have tried to reach other senators for comments on the matter, but only recieved an answer from one of them, senator Behrman: "Well I don't see the big deal. Personally I like to look at this picture... I mean, when healing... Actually... Please do not print this comment?"
A picture of the picture in the FAP is featured below: