One-sentnce story

[RidingDirty]

Seems like the old ones died so lets give it another shot. Rules as follows:

-You may only write one sentence per post in this story.
-You may take the story in any direction you want
-Keep it fun

I'll start:

Once upon a time in a toilet far, far away...

 

[Legion]

Seems like the old ones died so lets give it another shot. Rules as follows:

-You may only write one sentence in this story.
-You may take the story in any direction you want
-Keep it fun

I'll start:

Once upon a time in a toilet far, far away...

there was a floater.

 

[Meg]

there was a floater.

Rupert the rat had been clinging to the floater for several hours and had just about given up on any chance of rescue.

 

[soLO 3000]

When suddenly along came Mr. Jingles, riding on a used tampon and shouting ....

 

[RidingDirty]

Baaaaaaaaaanzaaaaaiiiii!!!!

 

[Legion]

Mr. Jingles then harpooned the floater and dragged him out of the toilet and up on the "shore".

 

[Zane]

Rupert coughed up some toilet water, sniffed it, then licked it up.

 

[RidingDirty]

"Yummie, thats some fine water" Rupert said and offered Mr Jingles a sip of it.

 

[N00b]

Mr Jingles said; "no thx, i'm in a hurry, i need to find dr. Poopy Pants"

 

[RidingDirty]

"Dr Poopy Pants? Who the fu** is that?" Rupert asked

 

[Zane]

"Why, he's a fantastically stupendously revolting creature whose pants are always filled with shit," Mr Jingles replied.

 

[RidingDirty]

"You don't have to use such harsh language" Rupert said.

 

[Fleur]

Better to use some really nice words to say him that he is ugly.......