The Rime of the Ancient Longtooth (Joke)

[voom]

So this game goes like the 'Write another line to the story' game, but it's a bit different in that the lines should rhyme and a poem should emerge. That's the idea anyway:

I thought it could be about Longtooth as we are somewhat lacking in Longtooth jokes, so Longtooth poem instead

I thought I would start it a bit like the Ancient Mariner Rime thus:


'It is an ancient Longtooth, and he stoppeth giving loot'.....

 

[Trina Xenophage]

and I am sooo depressed, it gives me gas, and I lift my leg to poot.

 

[voom]

A fiendish smell then emanates, and causes me to sniff

 

[Trina Xenophage]

And at that point I sit and smile and light another spliff.

 

[voom]

Then through a smoke filled haze I see

 

[Anzak]

A feffoid trying to rival me!

 

[Mekoides]

A fearsome warrior, this Feffoid is

 

[voom]

With rancid breath and frosty kiss

 

[PrinceYumil]

Two syllables too few made that a miss!

 

[voom]

He hurled cold mist, I shot and missed

 

[PrinceYumil]

And a limerick does exist

 

[voom]

It does exist? I think you'l find, a limerick has just five lines

 

[Bolivar]

And back to what a longtooth defines

 

[voom]

A fortune spent, and a hunter's sighs

 

[ArieJVW]

These longtooth have bad loot, I tell no lies

 

[GeorgeSkywalker]

Modified loot from a tooth is the truth

 

[Sara Serenity]

And seen Many there are, my Exclaimation uncouth.