The Stupid Cupid Valentine's Day Rig Run! Sign up today!

[Fatteus "Fatty" Thorsson]

That's right, another event is coming that is even more devious and dastardly than the last.
Some of you may have just experienced the wonder and joy that was Merry Mine-mas, well prepare for another holiday extravaganza that is as warm and fuzzy as your host M.C. Fatty.

It's The Stupid Cupid Valentine's Day Rig Run!
What is a Rig Run, you may ask?
First off, what is a Rig? Most of you probably are at least aware that there are oil rigs throughout the Universe and that the most popular one is debatably Ashi Oil Rig Northeast of Ashi Teleporter. The area of the rig is PVP NON-Lootable. The draw is the oil that spawns every 15 mins (It is 15 mins, right?). The FFA to grab this oil can be intense!
There's a group of folks who consider themselves the unofficial owners of the rig in Ashi Desert. That is all I'll say here (see the ad).
Our objective on Tuesday, February 14th is to gather up a force and take it over for a few hours! Grab as many Oil cans as you can get your hands on! PVP is encouraged, but if you don't want to spend any PED, you can just run around and grab oil. Here's what you will need for the trip.

You will need:
2 vehicles (flying is best), one for getting there and parking it, and the other for getting back when you die (and you WILL likely die a few times)
Fuel for said vehicles, though if you're nimble enough, you will be grabbing some whilst you are there.
Armor is optional. In fact, clothes are optional. Being in nothing but underwear makes this so much more taunting and funnier than wearing something. Yours truly will be wearing his mankini and maybe some cherub wings.
Ammo if you want to shoot people, and/or a weapon of some kind.

Get these things ready. You have a month and some change. Plenty of time!
Let's see... what did I miss?
It is important that we all meet up before we head out and all take our own vehicles so we have those ready as well, as placing vehicles in the pvp zone is forbidden last time I checked. Seeing a bunch of Sleipnirs close in on the rig is quite a sight. A solid wall of Sleipnirs. Imagine it. Now let's make that happen.
Also, being in discord together helps with coordination. You can find my discord here -> https://discord.gg/jErWzPFtfq

IMPORTANT: We will be meeting at Ashi teleporter at 2:00 Server time! We will wait for one hour, until 3:00 Server time and then whomever is there will take off for the rig.
I hope to see as many folks as possible at the event! Whether there will be a giveaway or not will, of course, depend on whether I get any donations from friends of the channel. Remember, I will be streaming this at twitch.tv/fattyprophet - Remember to drop me a follow!

So that's what a Rig Run is, in essence. This event is sponsored in part by the Church of Tommy (All hail Tommy) and, of course, yours truly. Take care and see you there!

EDIT: Oops, forgot to say when it ends. Planning on going until 7:00 Server. Apologies if this is late for some of you.
The good news is anyone can come or go as they please.