Gwen Ryuunami
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- Jun 18, 2008
- Posts
- 151
- Location
- Connecticut, West Haven
- Society
- Calypso Settlers
- Avatar Name
- Gwen Kathry Ryuunami
This poem was written about and dedicated to my society mates at Calypso Settlers society. Merry Christmas and happy holidays...
and I couldn't find a word that rhymes with Rocket launcher
~
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the net.
The Ubers were looking for action to get.
Echo and Raven and Davina too
Crept into the auction with fingers of glue
They raided the tt's they stole all the guns
Then lead a parade of Atrox
Through Joy's tp run
Gwennie was scheming with Boa and Row
They tied Fredy with ribbons then topped him with a bow.
Then Echo caught Maela, and dragged her away
He and Raven had plans, needed her for the bait
Stand in front of a Hogglo, then hold still and wait
Sure then Maela will die, but then they have more loot
While the Piggy is chewing, they'll give it the boot
But then Joy got angry, she was wearing a frown
Forget the Hogglos, quick lets shoot her down!
The battle ran over the wide open tundra
Joy came to rescue Maela and stomp Echo under
Meanwhile Gwennie was mining, and discovered loot
And Row wanted her zinc, wait there he was enroute
But the battle passed Gwennie, she jumped into the frey
"I've been itching to fight! I've been waiting all day!"
Then Joy, Echo and Raven swung down into neas
Where Boa was sweating, with Fredy and White
All three stopped to watch the spectacular fight
Back and forth through the Ambu Calsettlers rumbled
Scaredy Echo and Raven, Joy and Maela disgruntled
Gwennie was happy to get out there and fight,
And would Echo mind if he had a wing girl that night?
As the clock it neared midnight the ammo ran out
There arose from the Mobs, the lone figure froze the bout
Dave entered the scene with a angry loud shout!
He was dressed up like santa, he even had the mask
But he spoke before any could of his good health ask
"Row said you were fighting
I'm not at all happy!
"Thanks to your mischief Echo and Ubers in tow
The nOObs are all sad and sappy you know
Now you're covered in ouchies, Fredy please start fapping
Gwennie move out of the way, or I'll give you a whapping
Give Rowdoc your zinc and head home for the night
I don't want to hear you didn't get to fight
Raven please untie maela, her feet fell asleep
Give me back that rifle, that's not yours to keep!
Davina please give me that ho go lo steak
You snuck into my shop and my shelf you break
To get the tagging sniper, and new rocket launcher
Go bother the octogon with your destruction
Or skill with White in crafting and construction
"Joy please calm down, your nOObs finished their trip
I scared off the atrox with pistol and whip
"Now that the brawl is over
Its time for you to sleep
So MA alias Santa
His timetable can keep
When you wake in the morning you'll all have neat gifts
They aren't worth very much, but your spirits they'll lift
Now I have work to do, I must fix my shop
Before Christmas Champgane at PA doth pop"
But he told all the Settlers as he walked out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goo....... oh who the hell am I kidding, after that you're all on the naughty list. No gifts for you! Goodnight!"
and I couldn't find a word that rhymes with Rocket launcher
~
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the net.
The Ubers were looking for action to get.
Echo and Raven and Davina too
Crept into the auction with fingers of glue
They raided the tt's they stole all the guns
Then lead a parade of Atrox
Through Joy's tp run
Gwennie was scheming with Boa and Row
They tied Fredy with ribbons then topped him with a bow.
Then Echo caught Maela, and dragged her away
He and Raven had plans, needed her for the bait
Stand in front of a Hogglo, then hold still and wait
Sure then Maela will die, but then they have more loot
While the Piggy is chewing, they'll give it the boot
But then Joy got angry, she was wearing a frown
Forget the Hogglos, quick lets shoot her down!
The battle ran over the wide open tundra
Joy came to rescue Maela and stomp Echo under
Meanwhile Gwennie was mining, and discovered loot
And Row wanted her zinc, wait there he was enroute
But the battle passed Gwennie, she jumped into the frey
"I've been itching to fight! I've been waiting all day!"
Then Joy, Echo and Raven swung down into neas
Where Boa was sweating, with Fredy and White
All three stopped to watch the spectacular fight
Back and forth through the Ambu Calsettlers rumbled
Scaredy Echo and Raven, Joy and Maela disgruntled
Gwennie was happy to get out there and fight,
And would Echo mind if he had a wing girl that night?
As the clock it neared midnight the ammo ran out
There arose from the Mobs, the lone figure froze the bout
Dave entered the scene with a angry loud shout!
He was dressed up like santa, he even had the mask
But he spoke before any could of his good health ask
"Row said you were fighting
I'm not at all happy!
"Thanks to your mischief Echo and Ubers in tow
The nOObs are all sad and sappy you know
Now you're covered in ouchies, Fredy please start fapping
Gwennie move out of the way, or I'll give you a whapping
Give Rowdoc your zinc and head home for the night
I don't want to hear you didn't get to fight
Raven please untie maela, her feet fell asleep
Give me back that rifle, that's not yours to keep!
Davina please give me that ho go lo steak
You snuck into my shop and my shelf you break
To get the tagging sniper, and new rocket launcher
Go bother the octogon with your destruction
Or skill with White in crafting and construction
"Joy please calm down, your nOObs finished their trip
I scared off the atrox with pistol and whip
"Now that the brawl is over
Its time for you to sleep
So MA alias Santa
His timetable can keep
When you wake in the morning you'll all have neat gifts
They aren't worth very much, but your spirits they'll lift
Now I have work to do, I must fix my shop
Before Christmas Champgane at PA doth pop"
But he told all the Settlers as he walked out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goo....... oh who the hell am I kidding, after that you're all on the naughty list. No gifts for you! Goodnight!"