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Tanya Meg13

Tanya Meg13

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Hi to all!

Some days ago I have bought fine Armor: Hermes F. To my horror I have found out that when I dress him - washing the priest looks as a square. It is very ugly also it afflicts me. Dressed this armor on some avatars - everywhere the priest looks awfully.
Whether there is a way to make to the priest beautiful? (As in a porno films)

Big thank!

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PS: sorry, if my english is bad - use a translator.
 
uhm, i wish i could help, but i dont really understand the problem.....
 
:laugh: not really sure wtf that was, but funny as hell
 
Rofl:D

Sorry that I Dont really get what u are saying.
Perhaps post the russian version of the story aswell as the translation?


Дайте русская версия также.​
 
Tanya - ask another Russian-speaking player to translate for you, they will do a much better job than babelfish (or whatever)

Or if any Russian-speaking players are reading this .. ;)
 
You have to love this part :
Whether there is a way to make to the priest beautiful? (As in a porno films)
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:laugh::laugh::laugh: I`ll give 500EFD to someone who can make sense of it
 
:scratch2: .... say what ?

... porn films .... ugly ass .... washing the priest ....


:laugh::laugh:
 
Sry, dont understand what u mean.. My english is bad (because i come from sweden and have dyslexia)..
But do u think the armor looks ugly on your priestly god looking ass?
Dont know what to do.. Run Naked :D
 
Tanya Meg13 said:
Hi to all!

Some days ago I have bought fine Armor: Hermes F. To my horror I have found out that when I dress him - washing the priest looks as a square. It is very ugly also it afflicts me. Dressed this armor on some avatars - everywhere the priest looks awfully.
Whether there is a way to make to the priest beautiful? (As in a porno films)

Big thank!

===
PS: sorry, if my english is bad - use a translator.
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I'm struggling same as everyone else.

But here is a picture of a beautiful priest (as in a porno film)





phwooar
 
Haha, that was a good one. :laugh:

that's what happens when you try to verb russian nouns and then translate them into a different language.

What she's trying to say is, when she puts on the Hermes Armor Thighs her butt looks too square. But, she wants it to look like a butt from porno clips.


washing the priest looks as a square. )))

EDIT: Oh, yeah, and the question was "how do you make it beautiful again?" :)
 
Ruslan understand good.
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Original message (Rus):

Привет ко всем!
Несколько дней назад я купил прекрасную Броню: Hermes F. К моему ужасу я узнал, что когда я одеваю ее - жопа (ass) выглядит некрасиво. Это очень уродливо, также это огорчает меня.
Я одевал эту броню на несколько Avatars - везде жопа (ass) смотрится некрасиво.
Есть ли возможность сделать жопу (ass) красивой (Как в порнографических фильмах)

Big thank!
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Better translator:

Hello to all!
A few days back I purchased wonderful Armour: Hermes F. To my horror I knew that when I put it on - ass looks not nicely. It very ugly, also it distresses me.
I put this armour on on a few Avatars of my friends - everywhere ass looks at oneself not nicely.
Whether there is possibility to do ass of beautiful (As in porno films)

Big thank!

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Sorry about LOL in first post :)
 
lol somebody do something!!
 
I think the title of the thread is self-explanatory :)

And no, unless they change the armor's design, there's nothing you can do about it !
 
:laugh:

Disregard all other known issues until you fix this woman's pixel-ass .. :rolleyes:
 
Please, send me a PM if you want a hand in washing the priest!!! :yay:

Yea, hermes F is one of the things I can't understand. It proves that designer team in MA is "no girls allowed" boys club to me :scratch2:
Looking like cheap SF book cover with lame story inside...

My advice is - try wearing it on clothes not when your naked, may help... both for nice butt looks and for honour.
 
Don,t turn your back to anyone....or walk backwards! May help!
 
lol i've had a good laugh :laugh::laugh: pixel ass haha
 
Hmm, so if i am correct: "Ass" gives "Priest" when using a translator?? But anyways, washing your priest is a good thing, so i heard.
 
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MY GOD!!!! If Lykke gets ahold of this thread theres gonna be trouuuuuble!!!!

Somebodies been out trying to wash her freshly claimed Priest!!!!! I can't wait to see him explain his way out of this one!!!!!

:scared::popcorn:

Blackjack :cowboy:
 
Blackjack said:
MY GOD!!!! If Lykke gets ahold of this thread theres gonna be trouuuuuble!!!!

Somebodies been out trying to wash her freshly claimed Priest!!!!! I can't wait to see him explain his way out of this one!!!!!

:scared::popcorn:

Blackjack :cowboy:
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:eek: MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


:rofl: i vote this the thread of the month !!!!
 
The-One-Baan said:
Hmm, so if i am correct: "Ass" gives "Priest" when using a translator?? But anyways, washing your priest is a good thing, so i heard.
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I think the phrase is something like "bashing the bishop" :rofl:

Mega said:
I'm struggling same as everyone else.

But here is a picture of a beautiful priest (as in a porno film)





phwooar
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Lykke looks better I reckon :D
 
привет мой русский сосать :)

извините перед среди скверный вставка
:ahh:


this was an apology from me in russia
 
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LOL, this thread is too much for me to handle :laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
So let me get this straight...

If a Russian chicks avatars arse looks bad (compared to any other avatars arse) when it's dressed in a certain MA designed armour, it makes the avatars arse look like a priests washed arse? :eek:

Can someone get me a picture of a priests washed arse so I know what I am meant to be looking for? :yay:

Cheers, Nobleone :beerchug:
 
Definetly +++rep 4 this thread, needed the lol so bad lately :D
 
would someone who speaks both Russian and English care to explain how the Russian for buttocks/bum/butt can be translated into "washing the priest." Please!
 
Nobleone said:
Can someone get me a picture of a priests washed arse so I know what I am meant to be looking for? :yay:

Cheers, Nobleone :beerchug:
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Be careful what you ask for, you might just get it! :D
 
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