Why am I so tired?

Wolf

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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,
not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,
earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.


That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.


Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by
the federal government.


Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
with killing Saddam Hussein.


Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for
state and city governments.


And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.


Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.


And there you are sitting on your ass,
at your computer, reading jokes.


Nice, real nice. :laugh:
 
Haha nice one! :laugh:
 
got a lot of laughs from that one... keep them coming--ill bribe you with reps ;)
 
You got it Zasz! :laugh: But...remember, you ASKED for it. :evilking:
 
Hahahaha Good one :laugh:
 
Hmm.. I saw exactly same kind of calculation once with question "why I never get sex" :silly2:

Gotta see if I find it somewhere :)
 
Essi said:
Hmm.. I saw exactly same kind of calculation once with question "why I never get sex" :silly2:
hmmm... that may be the reason why IM so tired... :D
 
Essi said:
Hmm.. I saw exactly same kind of calculation once with question "why I never get sex" :silly2:

Gotta see if I find it somewhere :)

Found it.. dunno if its suitable for posting here though :laugh:
 
Essi said:
Hmm.. I saw exactly same kind of calculation once with question "why I never get sex" :silly2:
I heared that joke with working people in Romania , the numbers were going down a lot faster though :laugh: , not the one about sex , post it !!
 
FUN FUN FUN! :laugh:
Please post the one about sex Essi.... :tongue2:
 
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