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Yo Momma joke thread

Yo mamma...is SO FAT. That when they cremated her, all flights in Europe got cancelled
 
YO MAMMA is so fat MA grabed her for the new planet called deathstar
 
Yo mama so fat, that she's the 10th planet orbiting the solar system, including Pluto !
 
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her during the last Halloween Mayhem and it's still printing.
 
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Yo momma is so ugly that when your parents wanted you, your dad took her for artificial insemination.
 
Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes turkeys
 
Yo momma so fat, she steps on the scale, and instead of the weight, it displays like an ATH on a mining finder (Size: Immense XXVII)
 
Yo mama's so thirsty, when her date looked deep into her eyes she said, "Excuse me, my boobs are down here!"

Yo mama's so ugly, When she came to kiss you goodnight you asked the monsters under your bed, "Can I come sleep with you guys?"
(from my book "The Motherlode of Yo Mama Jokes")
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a sign in K-mart, "ALL PANTS HALF OFF" so she pulled hers down to her knees.

Yo mama's lazy eye is so lazy, yo daddy thought she was seeing somebody on the side.
(from my book "The Motherlode of Yo Mama Jokes" available on Amazon.)
 
Yo momma so fat, when she is tanking in WoW she needs 2 earth shields
 
Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food
 
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