Yo Momma joke thread

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Yo Momma joke the person above you is the game.

I too think momma jokes are great. the more gross the better.

i will + rep good jokes plus efd for ones that really tickle me. (if i can figure it out :laugh: )

start with me, what do you think of my mother? :silly2:
 
Your momma was taken by the Eviscerators to see if they can implement a new breed of Hogglo's.:eek::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
You're momma is so fat that instead going around her when driving a moto-bike I rather run her over.... otherwise I'd spend the gas I had
 
Your mother is so fat, EU made her a continent.
 
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Ok, really old but it still makes me laugh.
 
Your momma was so dumb that when she went in to the mob of Thorafoid that she became pregnant -in which 6 weeks later you were born and she asked "who's your daddy". :laugh:
 
Yo mama's so nappy, she got the globsters to roll over and die instead of risking her trying to sexually harass them.... again...
 
Yo Momma is so dirty i dropped a probe on her face and got an ATH of oil.
 
Yo momma so ugly she scares the feffs away
 
Your momma is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYONE!
 
Your momma is so nasty, she keeps a block of ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.
 
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a PED coin and Boogers came out Lootius' nose
 
One of my favorites:

Yo momma's so fat, when she sits aruound the house, she sits around the house!
 
YO momma has a bigger ding dong than the boorum... Makes ur dad's one pale in comparison
 
Yo Momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince

Yo momma's so dumb, she got stabbed in a gunfight

Yo momma is so fat, ALL her relationships are long distance

Yo momma's so fat she went bungee-jumping and went straight too hell

Yo mommas so fat, she ain't on no diet, she's on a triet. She's all like "whatever y'all having... I'll try-it"

Taken from another forum, where similar thread is also active just now :)
 
Your momma is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm
 
yo momma is so ugly she makes hordes of araneatrox stalker run for there life.
 
Yo mommas so fat, CP is now orbiting HER!
 
Yo momma is sooooo ugly that when she walks past a bathroom the toilet/s flush
 
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes:laugh:

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!":D

thats all i have for right now lol
:D
 
Yo momma is so fat she gets a group discount at McDonalds.
Yo momma is so fat that she' bleeding grease.
Yo momma is so fat I shot her instead of an Eomon.
 
yo momma has had more rappers in her than an ipod.
 
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her to do the robot, r2d2 had kids.

(Star wars fans would only know) :laugh:
 
yo momma so nasty,she looks at a boorum and goes "what a cute tiny thing!"
 
yo momma's vagina needs to unlock coolness.
 
Yo momma's so fat I found 2 TP's when I walked round her!
 
yo momma is so fat she lost her inventory.
 
Yo moma so fat Neverdie bought her and now has more domes than CND on her!
 
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.

Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"

Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

Your momma soo fat jesus couldnt even lift her soul
 
Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!

Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo' mama's so stupid, on her job application where it said 'emergency contact number', she put '911'!#

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool

Yo' mama's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!

:D:)
 
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