The best email scam ever!! :D

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LOL just got this in my email!!

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
who this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple
times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I really hope we get
a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo ADRIANA FREE VIP BYPASS LINK

Besides the obvious fact that this is a scam because it was sent by me to me by her/it/thing, I love the fact that it said we chatted on facebook.. I don't have a facebook account!! :laugh:

Ah Valentines day!! :beerchug:
 
:eyecrazy:



As expected - you shared everything but the VIP BYPASS link!!! :mad: :laugh:

LOL Well she did say she'd kick my balls and not lick them... :laugh:
 
You'd figure they would of typed a more common name in the spam than Adriana lol, let alone the computer is supposedly shit and never works, yet its for a webcam website... Lol

Funny post, made me lol
 
You'd figure they would of typed a more common name in the spam than Adriana lol, let alone the computer is supposedly shit and never works, yet its for a webcam website... Lol

Funny post, made me lol

Yeah something sexy like.. Miss Sucksusoft!! :laugh:

Maybe the web cam makes all the females look hot... <-- when in fact its looks good from far but far from good!! :eyecrazy:... otherwise its just a virus or good Rum.... lots of Rum!! :yay:
 
LOL Well she did say she'd kick my balls and not lick them... :laugh:

I'm sure that was just a typo... ;)

And what about the other two VIP bypass codes then? :laugh:
 
I think mine is better

Mine's from a drug dealer, not a plain old scam artist LOL.

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I love how she can barely send an email from having computer problems, but connecting her computer to the porn site and streaming her webcam and chatting is np. :D
 
Lol I got that email too. How can she be moving near you and me at the same time when we live nowhere near each other. :scratch2:
 
Most IMPORTANTLY where is that dang code? :( Can you please pm it to me ;):laugh:

~Danimal
 
I'm sure that was just a typo... ;)

And what about the other two VIP bypass codes then? :laugh:
Yeah typo!! :eyecrazy::laugh:
LOL selling for the low price of 1000 peds.. or one CLD.. although I think your getting the better part of the deal!! ;)

I love how she can barely send an email from having computer problems, but connecting her computer to the porn site and streaming her webcam and chatting is np. :D
lol she's hoping I wouldn't notice that!! :D I think her laptop is only for the web cam.. she's using her gaming computer for the email!! :tongue2:

Lol I got that email too. How can she be moving near you and me at the same time when we live nowhere near each other. :scratch2:

Now thats a very good question.. unless I am near you!!!! :nana:

There's only one explanation for it...

TWINS!!! :yay:

Ah there we go... problem solved!! LOL hopefully we can get these twins together!! :smirk:

Most IMPORTANTLY where is that dang code? :( Can you please pm it to me ;):laugh:

~Danimal

LOL I guess I should put these in the sale section and let you guys bid on them!!! Now going for the low low price of 2 CLD's!! :twocents: :laugh:
 
nice letter, where do i have to click?:D
 
the code dammit.....give us the coooooooooooode .... :eyecrazy:
 
I got one from the US Army today .... from a general, no less. He wanted to know whether he could trust me. No mention of my balls though.

Did he also want to give you a VIP code for a cam site he moonlighted on? :silly2:
 
I didn't even get spam mail...

Spent my valentines day alone in a caravan with a Canadian guy.. I wish someone had spammed me!
 
Surely you replied "Too long didn't read!" ? I would. :scratch2:
 
My balls are itchy, where is the VIP Code????
 
nice letter, where do i have to click?:D
The sales thread starts today!! Price now for one code starts at??!!! 3 Clds!! :yay:
I reserve the right to increase the price of said codes as intrest increases... :yup:

the code dammit.....give us the coooooooooooode .... :eyecrazy:

And the intrest just increased!! :laugh: The best part is she "accidently" sent me some more codes so now I have 6 to sell.. :silly2: I think I might have to send her flowers for making me sooo much money and very popular!! :wtg:

I got one from the US Army today .... from a general, no less. He wanted to know whether he could trust me. No mention of my balls though.

LOL I would fire back an email stating, in a very harsh voice, that your trust comes at a price... and that price is the licking of the balls!! :lolup:

Did he also want to give you a VIP code for a cam site he moonlighted on? :silly2:

LOL awesome!! :woot:

I didn't even get spam mail...

Spent my valentines day alone in a caravan with a Canadian guy.. I wish someone had spammed me!

LOL one night with a Canadian guy is all you need!! :yup: by the way I am Canadian!! ;)
But I hear your plight and will send you one code for free!! Or if you wish just pm me your email and Ill forward it to her!! :yup: Free of charge!! :thumbup:

Goddamnit, I thought you sent it just to me!

Did I mention she sent me some more codes.... "accidently"!! :tongue2:

Surely you replied "Too long didn't read!" ? I would. :scratch2:

Absolutely.. my wife wanted to see as well!! :naughty:

My balls are itchy, where is the VIP Code????

and now the price just jumped.. :laugh: LOL
 
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LOL just got a PM for one of these golden passwords!! :) They have started the bid at 10 CLD's!! :yay:
Seems I might have to send her some chocolates as well!! :yup:;)
 
LOL I would fire back an email stating, in a very harsh voice, that your trust comes at a price... and that price is the licking of the balls!! :lolup:




As a proof that this 'general' has US army hazing experience? :laugh:
 
My apologies, I sent this to you and apparently misspelled a little bit. What I meant to type was "I'm a dirty attention-whoring scam artist"


In all seriousness, even if this was a 100% legit person, I'd be scared their bad grammar was sexually transmitted.
 
My apologies, I sent this to you and apparently misspelled a little bit. What I meant to type was "I'm a dirty attention-whoring scam artist"


In all seriousness, even if this was a 100% legit person, I'd be scared their bad grammar was sexually transmitted.


Wow, an STG. I guess you'd have to visit the nearest Writer's Clinic ("Here are some easy remedies to cure writer's block fast.").
 
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