Since hunting is basically a fucking joke and only unemployed grinders can get a global (yes I know they are losing too - well not all of them) I have some ideas for MA to implement to make the game more fun for the degenerate gamblers among us.
If you cant get the sarcasm or have the need to tell me how wrong I am - do not read any further! Neg rep is welcomed and encouraged!
For those of you who do get it feel free to add to the list maybe MA will get the point and stop squeezing every pec at the cost of killing the game.
1. Log in Roulette - upon log in a random percent of your Peds are lost.
2. Log out Roulette - no explanation needed
3. Teleporter fees - modified of course - can be 1 pec or 100 ped - you just never know and that's the fun!
4. Blind Eye - pay 1 ped for every shot that actually hits the mob - "Target Evaded Attack" are only .50 Ped - a bargain if you ask me!
5. The Laugh Track - every time you get no loot you hear laughing and someone saying "you'll get 90% - eventually!"
6. Lock Out - randomly locks you from storage - pay 1 ped to access but have option to lose 1/2 your stuff but not have to pay the 1 ped! - love the high stakes table!
7. Increase number of evaded shots to 40% - i mean why would a gun hit a target??? they are not designed for that!
8. Increase max number of Evaded shots in a row to 35 - dam that will be fucking awesome!
9. Bail-out - negative loot to help MA with its advertising budget (lol as if) since the millions they got from CLDs cant pay for air time in "insert unknown village name here"
10. Always the Other Guy - randomly transfer all my carried inventory to the person closet to me - of course they have to be one same server - guess that will never happen as servers cant have more than 1 person on at a time
11. Good Loot- Bad for You - give a nice loot/item to a person (only after 5-6 years tho!) then take it away and send random support case reply saying 'who are you?" - the thrill of the mystery will be awesome! Or just continue to give nice stuff to the same group so I can pay insane mark up then not have ped to use it!
12. After 5 years of getting TT food crap - send an email asking why they have not log in in 5 days! Charge 5 ped for sending the reminder email - after all it take 5 milliseconds for the automated software to send it so you got to recover that cost!.
13. Double Your Luck Event - wont ever happen! Reduce loot to an even more annoying %
14. Honest Abe - lol forget that! Continue to not tell us of changes that cost us $ in every update then increase updates to weekly schedule
OK so i have no idea what the point of this is except that I AM SICK TO DEATH OF YELLOW FUCKING LINES!!!!!
The sad part is - if i did not have to see "target evaded Attack" 2 or 3, 5 8.... times on every Fucking mob then get no loot or frags i would be in it spending $ - not here typing a fucking rant!
good job MA
EDIT: in all fairness to the support team they did move my stuck ava in a matter of hours and over a weekend ! thanks for that!
If you cant get the sarcasm or have the need to tell me how wrong I am - do not read any further! Neg rep is welcomed and encouraged!
For those of you who do get it feel free to add to the list maybe MA will get the point and stop squeezing every pec at the cost of killing the game.
1. Log in Roulette - upon log in a random percent of your Peds are lost.
2. Log out Roulette - no explanation needed
3. Teleporter fees - modified of course - can be 1 pec or 100 ped - you just never know and that's the fun!
4. Blind Eye - pay 1 ped for every shot that actually hits the mob - "Target Evaded Attack" are only .50 Ped - a bargain if you ask me!
5. The Laugh Track - every time you get no loot you hear laughing and someone saying "you'll get 90% - eventually!"
6. Lock Out - randomly locks you from storage - pay 1 ped to access but have option to lose 1/2 your stuff but not have to pay the 1 ped! - love the high stakes table!
7. Increase number of evaded shots to 40% - i mean why would a gun hit a target??? they are not designed for that!
8. Increase max number of Evaded shots in a row to 35 - dam that will be fucking awesome!
9. Bail-out - negative loot to help MA with its advertising budget (lol as if) since the millions they got from CLDs cant pay for air time in "insert unknown village name here"
10. Always the Other Guy - randomly transfer all my carried inventory to the person closet to me - of course they have to be one same server - guess that will never happen as servers cant have more than 1 person on at a time
11. Good Loot- Bad for You - give a nice loot/item to a person (only after 5-6 years tho!) then take it away and send random support case reply saying 'who are you?" - the thrill of the mystery will be awesome! Or just continue to give nice stuff to the same group so I can pay insane mark up then not have ped to use it!
12. After 5 years of getting TT food crap - send an email asking why they have not log in in 5 days! Charge 5 ped for sending the reminder email - after all it take 5 milliseconds for the automated software to send it so you got to recover that cost!.
13. Double Your Luck Event - wont ever happen! Reduce loot to an even more annoying %
14. Honest Abe - lol forget that! Continue to not tell us of changes that cost us $ in every update then increase updates to weekly schedule
OK so i have no idea what the point of this is except that I AM SICK TO DEATH OF YELLOW FUCKING LINES!!!!!
The sad part is - if i did not have to see "target evaded Attack" 2 or 3, 5 8.... times on every Fucking mob then get no loot or frags i would be in it spending $ - not here typing a fucking rant!
good job MA
EDIT: in all fairness to the support team they did move my stuck ava in a matter of hours and over a weekend ! thanks for that!
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