Freedom News Network - Breaking News: Disturbing developments at Nea's Place !

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Today FNN received disturbing news from seniors citizen and amateur hunter Miss M. N. Torranaga.

She commented, "Today I went out to Nea's Place to collect meat, wools and hides for the market. After arriving there I discovered the Ambulimax voices have changed. It is disturbing to hear how they seem to suffer from asthmatic attacks. And it is not just one, the entire herd seems to be effected. Almost as they all got and airway infection or something. "

On our request Miss M. N. Torranaga made this video recording with her helmet camera.
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After receiving her disturbing video recording we contacted scientist and wildlife specialist, Professor G. L. Sundstrand, who is currently on planet Arkadia studying the mating rituals of the Scoria.

After receiving the video she commented, "This is indeed disturbing. With the upcoming Eomon and Longtooth migration, this virus could easily spread all across the planet. If this virus proofs to be deadly and spreads to other species, then this could wipe out large groups of Calypso's wildlife."

Professor G. L. Sundstrand dispatched teams around planet Calypso to collect samples from various ambulimax groups on the planet. Hours later a spokesman said "We have finished the initial analysis of samples we have received as a result of our enhanced surveillance for this new disease. We cannot identified the virus in some of these samples and as we continue surveillance we may find further cases."

The disease is a new one, and there are some uncertainties about it, assessment by the Calypso Centre for Disease Prevention and Control suggested the risk to humans from this virus might be very low.

A spokesman for the DEFRA, 'The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs' said, "Citizens should report any suspicious cases to the CCDPC as part of the agency's enhanced surveillance for the disease."

National Sweaters Union chief livestock adviser Kalya M. Mady said: "I would urge our sweaters to remain extra vigilant for signs of this disease and take all sensible precautions to prevent infection."

Up until now the Planet Calypso Government has not yet commented on these recent developments.

One Arkadian official however suggested, "If this is indeed a new and deadly virus, we might have to close space and suspend all space travel. We cannot risk that this new disease spreads to other planets and wipes out more wildlife. This would be a disaster for the economy of all planets."

After learning of the recent developments and possible suspending of space travel, the SPF (Space Pirate Federation) commented, "Closing space is unacceptable ! How do we supposed to survive out here in the deep cold space ?! We need space travel to continue at all cost !"


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No more OoOoOooOoOoOo? :(
 
What, no more donkey getting kicked in the balls sound?
 
Damned sweat gatherers. They've spread the infection all across Calypso. We need to do something about them.
 
Indeed, Ambulimax seems to have gotten a new voice.
Before I posted this here, I reloged to check if it was not a problem on my side. :scratch2:

I wanted to share this but did not want to make a fuzz about it.
Then came up with this idea. :silly2:
 
Thank you very much Miss M. N. Torranaga for reporting this extremely troubling news. Hopefully a cure will be found quickly for this disease!
 
I hope they dont find the cure!
My GF wouldn't let me hunt Ambu any more with the sound on!
 
I hope they dont find the cure!
My GF wouldn't let me hunt Ambu any more with the sound on!

Lol, I can understand why she says that. ;)
I often turn my sound low during hunts for a few reasons.
Loud creatures like Ambulimax and hogglo.
And going through 500 to 1000ped ammo with gunfire around 60/min, can be noisy.

Oh and I want to hear it, when my kids start fighting. :laugh:

Having tree teenage daughters can cause big problems.
(Mam ! sis used my make up again without asking !) :duh:
 
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"We have finished the initial analysis of samples we have received as a result of our enhanced surveillance for this new disease. We cannot identified the virus in some of these samples and as we continue surveillance we may find further cases."

The sound sounds a bit like atrox to me.
 
A spokesman for the DEFRA said: "The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs said, "Citizens should report any suspicious cases to the CCDPC as part of the agency's enhanced surveillance for the disease."

I should add, what caused me stop hunting feffs in spider crater long ago, was actually when they got their asthmatic sound, I thought "this can't be good". (Feff regen came about a month later.)

And fouls stopped being cosy when they got a screeching sound as for a harddrive about to die, and started to scratch you instead of hugging you.
 
their asthmatic sound,

they got a screeching sound as for a harddrive about to die,



“Where words leave off, music begins.”
:wtg:

@ Mariko 1k ped or all my sweat to write my biography in about 20 years or so ;)

 
And fouls stopped being cosy when they got a screeching sound as for a harddrive about to die, and started to scratch you instead of hugging you.

Aawww ...

Well even a dead hard drive can still be used. :laugh:


“Where words leave off, music begins.”
:wtg:

@ Mariko 1k ped or all my sweat to write my biography in about 20 years or so ;)


Lol, well start sweating Boss. :D

Here is a nice goal for you.
Sweat enough so you can buy Planet Calypso. :laugh:
 
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