Haiku Hole

Oleg

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I recently created a new Facebook page, Haiku Hole. It's a home for my haiku and occasional other short poems. I try to write and post a new one every day but I don't always manage it.

Please take a look if you're interested in this type of thing, and Like the page if you want to see new posts on your own timeline. Please feel free to make comments or share posts if you have other friends who may be interested.

If you don't have a Facebook account you should still be able to read it.

https://www.facebook.com/haikuhole
 
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This is just a bump
So that more people can see
The thread that I made
 
At first glance I see
A website for you and me
But it is not porn
 
I should report you
for not learning your haikus
Burn in a hot fire

Fire is two syllables.

Oops, my bad. Just checked online and it actually could be considered either one OR two syllables.

Sorry.
 
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I am without power
The forecasters said no rain
Weathermen are dumb
 
Fire is two syllables.

Oops, my bad. Just checked online and it actually could be considered either one OR two syllables.

Sorry.

You fail silly man
To understand southern talk
Lazy draw and fast
 
Self-inflicted pain
Only you can hurt me more
Than I hurt myself

That was today's haiku, go and Like the page for more :)
 
Haiku #78

Life's secrets revealed
It gets easier if you
Learn when to say no
 
Haiku #100 posted today, click the link in my sig and like the page to see more.
 
Haiku #106

Baby in office
Women must stop work at once
Men may continue
 
I would like some feedback on this one. Tell me what it makes you think or feel. Tell me if you like it. Tell me if you don't.

I planted a tree
By the bank of the river
Near where you were found​
 
Too somber, but you asked:

It makes me think of all of the indigenous women that have been !!!!! and murdered in Canada and found in the rivers there over the past years.

Good haiku for eliciting emotion, horrible shit...
 
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Sharpened? Sharpeneded??
I don't know I am Pencil
Elevator poo
 
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Today I'm expanding into poems with more than three lines. For me this is an epic.

Brontosaurus

Brontosaurus, welcome back
When young I thought you were long dead
But later heard you'd never lived
That was what the experts said
Thunder lizard, once you roamed
Jurassic ground beneath your feet
Then gone, removed from history
Written out, obsolete
Now they say that Marsh was right
And your position is restored
The bones are yours and yours alone
No more a mere apatosaur
Just you, distinct, to me the best
Of any beast that came before us
Prince of all the dinosaurs
Welcome back, brontosaurus
 
(Sorry, I had to remove this one because of another publication)
 
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Oleg again.
 
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