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Loot Swing Negator,

This would be a support weapon, it would only charge if the TT return on your loot had been below 75% for the last 10,000 ped cycled.

Once charged you can fire it once a single mob and it has no affect on the health of the mob but when you go into kill the mob as normal you are guaranteed an ATH.

It fires a new kind of cells called Bullshit Return Essence - which is crafted from Force Nexus - Common Dung and parts from a disassembled Mod FAP
 
Loot Swing Negator,

This would be a support weapon, it would only charge if the TT return on your loot had been below 75% for the last 10,000 ped cycled.

Once charged you can fire it once a single mob and it has no affect on the health of the mob but when you go into kill the mob as normal you are guaranteed an ATH.

It fires a new kind of cells called Bullshit Return Essence - which is crafted from Force Nexus - Common Dung and parts from a disassembled Mod FAP

Loot analysis Tool (L) - also known as common sense, or the ability to stop when somethings not working.
 
Loot analysis Tool (L) - also known as common sense, or the ability to stop when somethings not working.

ermik - it was only meant as a joke :)
 
"Cofey's Adrenaline Pump 12gauge"

This shotgun would pump so much adrenaline into its mob that it would run in circles at a very high rate of speed then explode making a bloody mess. Also would like an item named after me :yup:
 
MA Support Penetrator

Reload : 1/day
Decay : 1 ped
Type : Ranged Rifle
Effect over time : Each mob shooted with it Leaves Entropia Universe continuum and spawn in MA Support Team Office. Then for 3 mins roar "Answer damn support cases lazy bastard!!!" and then gets aggro on nearest support dept. emplyee in range of 50 m. Each mob spawned within border of MA office has "unreachable" status. Every member of MA Support team scratched or biten by such mobs get "failed" yellow message on his RL HUD each time he want use exit doors before answering all due support cases !
 
"Particle disruptor"

Non physical knife that has the ability to extend to 50m

33uses
111dmg
50m range

"Gamblers ace"

Power fist that looks like the ace of hearts.
Gives a 5% increase in dmg and a 10% increase in speed(sleight of hand bonus)
When avatar is below 10% health

66 dmg
66 speed
3m range
 
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