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Selling: DOA STRIKEHAMMER with DANTE AMP

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"What do you mean "keep down"?! Those Rebels couldn't hit an elephant at that dist...."
 
Anyone who believes the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, flunked geography...
 
I have a mirror over my bed. It says "objects appear larger than they are."
 
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
 
If I had my life to live over again, I'd probably make the same mistakes.

Only sooner.
 
Lead me not into temptation...

I can find the way myself...
 
On the old "Bet Your Life" TV show, a contestant told Groucho Marx he was the father of 10 children.

"Why so many children?" Groucho asked.

"Well, I love my wife." was the answer.

Groucho looked at him and said: "I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."
 
80% of married men cheat in America.

The rest cheat in Europe.....
 
:yay: MERRY CHRISTMAS BUMP!!!! :yay:
 
What time hath scanted men in hair, he hath given them in wit.
 
A pessimist is someone who can look at the land of milk and honey and only see calories and cholesterol.
 
Pull my finger.....
 
Flies spread disease - keep yours closed.
 
Will trade for clds! ​
 
If you don't take care of your body - where will you live??
 
Happy "Will trade for CLDs" New Year! ​
 
I've been on a diet for two weeks.

All I've lost - is two weeks....
 
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
 
Throw the Dante amp on this sucker and it just chews up FFA3 spiders!
 
Man with closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
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