space stream!!!!!

There we go Davin. As shitty now as it was all those years ago when it was made.
Nothing like Aussie films to plumb the depths - but hey - it captures the personalities in this thread & I reckon is exactly what you would enjoy

oh looky here, you found the video of me on my first tour of active duty in the military :laugh:
 
The homosexual !!!! bit :( Oh Mac please tell me that does not go on in the US military. That was de illustrate how pirates behave, not soldiers :(
And eer - which one was you?

Oh look, a word so rude it was censored - thank God for MAs sense of modesty.
 
The homosexual !!!! bit :( Oh Mac please tell me that does not go on in the US military. That was de illustrate how pirates behave, not soldiers :(
And eer - which one was you?

Oh look, a word so rude it was censored - thank God for MAs sense of modesty.

I must have missed something, I didn't see any homosexual bit in that movie clip, but I wasn't looking for it either :laugh: I was only referring to the getting drunk shooting stuff up and beating the shit out of each other bits, that was pretty common :laugh: We always heard rumor of those other activities going on between fleet tweets and airdales, but people weren't very open and in your face about that stuff ~40 years ago when I was in, especially with the peeps I was working with. There's no telling what they are up to in there now, especially after Clinton, Bush, Obama have had their way :rolleyes:
 
you guys are something else..... and LIVE come watch space and see who has been killing all this time
 
Well mick I checked, but by the time I got to look, nothing had happened.

A couple of things impressed me though; your patience, to be able to sit outside a SS & wait.... & wait. Surely walking to find fruits would be more exciting. Obviously you have discipline.

Also, the resilience of your lungs - that they can carry on despite a steady stream of fags & puffs from your crack pipe (yes that's what it was, no matter what some random fangirl may think).

It seems then that the majority of your live streaming is about you - like who could really be bothered watching, but, on reflection you could improve the popularity of your stream with some changes - you could be the next Pewdipie \o/
So, out of the goodness of my heart I will critique your stream. It will be a sort of tough love, but - you will watch your followers jump from about 20 to 20,000 no kidding :) you don't have to thank me - its just the way I am :)

Firstly the setting: It seems like you live in a squat, clean the place up - maybe a couple of posters on the wall - say like "Pirates of the Caribbean", Captain Hook etc. See, an Urban Grunge themed look is subtly different from an actual dive. People will notice & judge accordingly :(

Secondly: You were discussing with one of your pirate mates about the eco of weapons re loot 2. It was like wtf? they sound like a couple of Noobs discussing "Where can I find my Spaceship". I have no doubt you have awesome specialised skills - so discuss the areas of your strengths - you will come across as very interesting & not unintentionally funny.

Thirdly: Personal appearance, there is sadly a bit too much space between those cornrows. You know a shaven head would look much better an even be ethnically in keeping.

Fourthly: The lighting - make it a bit more professional, the present look makes you look greasy & unwashed - now Pewdipie tends to look like he knows what soap & water can be used for - you can do the same :)

Fifthly: That tat on your arm, I know you are proud of it as you point to it from time to time, it is a big tat, but sadly it needs a big arm to frame it. So, instead of lifting the mouse & fag packets, go down to the gym & lift some serious weights - not only will your body thank you, but probably all those space travellers when you are not around to harass them.

And lastly - this is most important. That black & white pussy cat one can see from time to time, it is the coolest thing in your stream, if you could substitute that pussy cat watching the screen for you - and even - if you could get it to do so, playing with the keyboard when you get to destroy other players.
Your voice is good, so if it seemed your pussy cat was speaking when it did that, people would watch & applaud, they would even forgive you/it for saying stupid stuff.

So there we are mick, hope you find my comments useful :D
 
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btw that not a crack pipe that's for weed for sure, crack pipes are just funnels with steel wool pressed inside. He's just to cheap to afford a piece with good water filtration like a bong or bubbler.
 
Hey you are getting no hate from me. All I have contributed is sincerely given advice as to how you can improve your stream.
And I am flattered to notice that you have at least taken some of my advice on board - no longer will viewers have to put up seeing your unsavoury self, habits & lodgings - your followers have increased, just as I predicted :yay:

Now if you could substitute your pussy cat as I suggested - well the sky's the limit for you :D

Re the Family Guy & the N Word Jim, I just thought you would like it - it reminded me of the psychic shock & meltdown you had when someone supposedly called you N word mick :)
 
Correct me if i am wrong here. But doesnt Mic get payed for ppl that look at this?
I certanliy wouldent suport a pirate like that anyway:wise:
 
I've always found it amusing MA created a system whereby you could throw in a few dollars, have zero skill required, and be able to take the hard earned money from people actually supporting the game instead of just being a cancerous tumour on the back of it.

Awe well, hopefully they fix space soon enough.

Disclaimer, I haven't lost a single pec to a pirate. No strawmen necessary. :)
 
that's because the only skill you know is the kind you buy....shooting in space takes real skill you cant buy...you couldn't kill me if I was half full with two tries.... its allways some lame who buys skills and thinks, im skilled who is talking shit...... and it cost me a ton more to shoot then it does you fyi
 
that's because the only skill you know is the kind you buy....shooting in space takes real skill you cant buy...you couldn't kill me if I was half full with two tries.... its allways some lame who buys skills and thinks, im skilled who is talking shit...... and it cost me a ton more to shoot then it does you fyi

Nope, pretty sure it's because I've played competitive shooters my entire life. I've also always pvp'd planetside with minimal gear while still winning a majority of fights and I'm in the top players of BattleSim every single week. Hate to break it to you, never bought any skills ever.

Keep living that delusion as you shoot at hitboxes the size of your screen, against enemies who 99% of the time don't fight back (or can't, because space is broken) as you exploit seat switching and mob on people who don't know any better.

My sides hurt. It's actually sad how full of yourself you are to the point where you'll defend the most hilariously unskilled combat I've ever seen.
 
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Nope, pretty sure it's because I've played competitive shooters my entire life. I've also always pvp'd planetside with minimal gear while still winning a majority of fights and I'm in the top players of BattleSim every single week. Hate to break it to you, never bought any skills ever.

Keep living that delusion as you shoot at hitboxes the size of your screen, against enemies who 99% of the time don't fight back (or can't, because space is broken) as you exploit seat switching and mob on people who don't know any better.

My sides hurt. It's actually sad how full of yourself you are to the point where you'll defend the most hilariously unskilled combat I've ever seen.

if everything you said was true..then surely you could come to space with the same gear I have and woop my ass right...no you cant because you have to aim!! get out of here with your, im all this and im all that bs... if you don't like what I do then bring your lame azz somewhere else.....
 
if everything you said was true..then surely you could come to space with the same gear I have and woop my ass right...no you cant because you have to aim!! get out of here with your, im all this and im all that bs... if you don't like what I do then bring your lame azz somewhere else.....

Why would I bother wasting a single pec on some nonfactor? It literally has no benefit to my life. It's also a forum, so I can sit here and tell you how it is all day long unfortunately for you.

Those strawmen are great. Keep trying.
 
These are the best killers
 
Stop..stop

Stop and think why there are pirates? Hmm..maybe planets partners and MA need them to get you to buy and take Motherships and justify the high cost of having them( mother ships services that is) or the upgrade$? No..Can't be that Rose..Think outside the box for a moment and how advantageous pirates are in game play ( to above mentioned)and if there wasn't any 'bad guy' we could sail along in space and in nirvana without paying anything...Wake up. Otherwise we would all be flying around in quads and freely jump from planet to planet taking our loot with us :eyecrazy::laugh:


Just my opinion and thoughts on the matter. :eyecrazy:
 
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What a disappointment :(
I came to mic's stream hoping to see him spending 44 ped to shoot us down & then getting destroyed by Morgoth - but all I saw was empty space with an insert pic of micjack arranging for a "delivery" from his supplier.

Did not even get to see his tat :( or his pussy cat walking by

What a fraud
 
I don't understand why people would want to watch a guy doing an excruciatingly boring job for 4 cents an hour?
 
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