Sunsout Gunsout
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- Nov 18, 2011
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Sitting in a Chinese restaurant one day, I overheard the people next to me talking about how awesome they are at bitcoin and how in X years they will pay off their equipment and start making 3 bucks a day or something.
That got me to thinking about how I should handle bitcoin in my life.
So I walked in back of the restaurant and found the dumpster.
Apparently some raccoons lived in there, and their stench and feces were everywhere.
I climbed in and began eating food off the bottom, the dissolved noodles, the rancid fish sauces and shrimp skeletons, I ate it all and I ate until I was so full food was coming up my throat.
The next 3 days were horrible, but nothing like the following week I spent in the hospital puking and shitting my brains out with every disease and parasite known to man.
As I sat in quarantine, near death, writhing in pain, all I could think about was how happy I was to NOT HAVE TO HEAR ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SHITHOLE BITCOIN!
It was pure bliss.
I am doing it again this week, as soon as my Ebola and Legionnaires spores get here.
So:
Seriously STFU with this bitcoin crap. We all know that anyone doing it now knows the only way to keep profiting is to brag about it anywhere they can and get more people to buy into it. Rookie marketing hype BS. No one wants it, we hate you, we hate bitcoin, we hate your threads on it, it will keep tanking and you will go back to having nothing because you sat in a basement hoping to make a buck fifty a day instead of running a business like a man and retiring early. So keep my happy world of Entropia out of it.
That got me to thinking about how I should handle bitcoin in my life.
So I walked in back of the restaurant and found the dumpster.
Apparently some raccoons lived in there, and their stench and feces were everywhere.
I climbed in and began eating food off the bottom, the dissolved noodles, the rancid fish sauces and shrimp skeletons, I ate it all and I ate until I was so full food was coming up my throat.
The next 3 days were horrible, but nothing like the following week I spent in the hospital puking and shitting my brains out with every disease and parasite known to man.
As I sat in quarantine, near death, writhing in pain, all I could think about was how happy I was to NOT HAVE TO HEAR ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SHITHOLE BITCOIN!
It was pure bliss.
I am doing it again this week, as soon as my Ebola and Legionnaires spores get here.
So:
Seriously STFU with this bitcoin crap. We all know that anyone doing it now knows the only way to keep profiting is to brag about it anywhere they can and get more people to buy into it. Rookie marketing hype BS. No one wants it, we hate you, we hate bitcoin, we hate your threads on it, it will keep tanking and you will go back to having nothing because you sat in a basement hoping to make a buck fifty a day instead of running a business like a man and retiring early. So keep my happy world of Entropia out of it.