Disclaimer:
Ok guys, so we are planning on making the best never-to-be-developed-idea ever!
Today I had the great idea to not create a new idea, but to become a professional Chinese!
Meaning: Why invent an idea, when you can copy something?
And what's better in EU to copy, than MindArk Sales?
Here are the specifications of what I am selling:
- Availability: not yet, I still have to get it
- Functionalities: unknown
- Payment must be done before we start development, because clearly we have no idea yet what the hell we are starting at
- Estimated time of receiving whatever it is I sell: Autumn
- Disclaimer for estimated time: May be delayed for an unknown amount of years without further notice.
And ofcourse, it only costs 300k... To start, because clearly, for a great MindArk sale, you can bid higher and we will keep it open for a few months until we are happy with the current bidded price.
PS: I'll never be happy with the bid, therefor, development is not sure to happen!
Clearly this is an awesome deal, and just seconds after releasing the idea, the interest in the unknown item was already huge:
So be warned, if you want it, you'll have to be fast (don't worry, sale is open for 3 more months, cause we want as much money as possible, but the faster you bid, the more certainty we have). And also, bid high, because clearly this is a one time only offer that you don't want to miss!
But this idea has to be really great, the greatest ever, and high enough so the Mexicans can't climb over it, so we need to have a internal MindArk(-Community) meeting for this!
As my best friend Trump would say: Make Entropia Universe 'Project Entropia' again! Because Planet Arkadia is Fake News! Planet Cyrene is Fake News! Hell, everyone and everything is Fake News!
Now, for the meeting, we have already started making an idea. Because clearly, we want to Defend our internal economy, we need to keep everything in our own planet: PS People from planets such as Rocktropia are not allowed to migrate to our planet anymore! Because we block out certain religions such as the musicethians who live in Rocktropia. And besides, Rocktropia is Fake News anyway!
So basically, we want to have just our planet, and preferably, back to the old ages, because Peds in Loot windows give awesome Markup! Can we pay markup for PEDS? YES WE CAN! (oops, wrong president, I'm truely sorry!)
So... Simple solution, as said by my great right hand guy (who I just met, but I promoted him as my right hand, just so he can take the fall if this all fails):
And clearly, the next suggestion was to go back to sweating like the old days!
Now I feel like we are getting onto a great idea here! We want back the old sweat swamp camps! Hey, nice, 500k is current bid for getting back the swamp camps! Awesome!
But since we will stop development half way, we won't bring the camps. Just the Swamp. So I'm suggesting that we shall all together pee on the ground, hoping that it will become quicksand!
Hell yeah! MindArk-Sales-Wise! We have no clue yet what we're doing and if it'll work, but feel free to offer more than the current 500k bid people!
Oh, right, ofcourse, you need some extra specifications? Alright, what can you expect?
- Nice and dry like Compet Deeds
- Empty but filled with unfulfilled promisses like Land Plots
- Massively unfinished like Stables
- Awesomely useless like Hangars
- As default as possible like avatar statues
Now as you can see, this MindArk-Copy-Sale is already for sale to bid at, as we are currently making our awesome idea that we have yet to discover where it will end.
Now please join us in our Internal Meeting to make this idea even better! Feel free to add to the discussion!
Oh and don't forget:
Make EU PE Again!
PS: Vote me for president! (Don't worry, if you don't, I always still have the Russians)
Another Disclaimer:
Ok guys, so we are planning on making the best never-to-be-developed-idea ever!
Today I had the great idea to not create a new idea, but to become a professional Chinese!
Meaning: Why invent an idea, when you can copy something?
And what's better in EU to copy, than MindArk Sales?
Here are the specifications of what I am selling:
- Availability: not yet, I still have to get it
- Functionalities: unknown
- Payment must be done before we start development, because clearly we have no idea yet what the hell we are starting at
- Estimated time of receiving whatever it is I sell: Autumn
- Disclaimer for estimated time: May be delayed for an unknown amount of years without further notice.
And ofcourse, it only costs 300k... To start, because clearly, for a great MindArk sale, you can bid higher and we will keep it open for a few months until we are happy with the current bidded price.
PS: I'll never be happy with the bid, therefor, development is not sure to happen!
Clearly this is an awesome deal, and just seconds after releasing the idea, the interest in the unknown item was already huge:
So be warned, if you want it, you'll have to be fast (don't worry, sale is open for 3 more months, cause we want as much money as possible, but the faster you bid, the more certainty we have). And also, bid high, because clearly this is a one time only offer that you don't want to miss!
But this idea has to be really great, the greatest ever, and high enough so the Mexicans can't climb over it, so we need to have a internal MindArk(-Community) meeting for this!
As my best friend Trump would say: Make Entropia Universe 'Project Entropia' again! Because Planet Arkadia is Fake News! Planet Cyrene is Fake News! Hell, everyone and everything is Fake News!
Now, for the meeting, we have already started making an idea. Because clearly, we want to Defend our internal economy, we need to keep everything in our own planet: PS People from planets such as Rocktropia are not allowed to migrate to our planet anymore! Because we block out certain religions such as the musicethians who live in Rocktropia. And besides, Rocktropia is Fake News anyway!
So basically, we want to have just our planet, and preferably, back to the old ages, because Peds in Loot windows give awesome Markup! Can we pay markup for PEDS? YES WE CAN! (oops, wrong president, I'm truely sorry!)
So... Simple solution, as said by my great right hand guy (who I just met, but I promoted him as my right hand, just so he can take the fall if this all fails):
And clearly, the next suggestion was to go back to sweating like the old days!
Now I feel like we are getting onto a great idea here! We want back the old sweat swamp camps! Hey, nice, 500k is current bid for getting back the swamp camps! Awesome!
But since we will stop development half way, we won't bring the camps. Just the Swamp. So I'm suggesting that we shall all together pee on the ground, hoping that it will become quicksand!
Hell yeah! MindArk-Sales-Wise! We have no clue yet what we're doing and if it'll work, but feel free to offer more than the current 500k bid people!
Oh, right, ofcourse, you need some extra specifications? Alright, what can you expect?
- Nice and dry like Compet Deeds
- Empty but filled with unfulfilled promisses like Land Plots
- Massively unfinished like Stables
- Awesomely useless like Hangars
- As default as possible like avatar statues
Now as you can see, this MindArk-Copy-Sale is already for sale to bid at, as we are currently making our awesome idea that we have yet to discover where it will end.
Now please join us in our Internal Meeting to make this idea even better! Feel free to add to the discussion!
Oh and don't forget:
Make EU PE Again!
PS: Vote me for president! (Don't worry, if you don't, I always still have the Russians)
Another Disclaimer:
Please remember, this topic is not serious, it's just for making some fun, please do not be offensive towards anyone or any company, it is not meant to attack MindArk or any of it's partners, but I'm sure they can also take a joke
Please do not change this into a discussion topic about past failed ideas, but lets make this a funny topic about future idiotic ideas
And to everyone I may or may not have offended, please accept my appologies. I do not mean to target anyone. Except maybe for the Mexicans, because clearly, as high as we make our idea, you guys will still be able to climb over it. But no worries, We will make you pay everything!
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