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    Church of Lootius - The rebirth of Lootius

    The Church of Lootius


    or


    (for those that haven't mastered the ways of the alphabet yet )


    reopens for Lootius's followers


    Are you feeling lost? Are your loots getting worse and worse? You have no clue to why this is happening?

    No, it's not MA's fault. The loots have NEVER been under their control.

    Here is proof!

    Lootius is mad...
    People have turned their faces from Him, His altars lay devastated throughout the land by greedy participants. It is time we embraced back our true beliefs! Lootius loves us all as we are His children and we can live and prosper only by His will! Repent! Repent!

    As you might have guessed by now, the Church of Lootius is recruiting. As the padre ViagraFalls has left to spend his rest of days in solitude, meditating at Lootius's miraculous ways, Lykke the Nun has been bestowed with the great honor of leading the hordes of Lootius's followers.
    Myself have taken my role as the Evil Sister and trusted helper of the Nun.

    We are looking for ppl that: share our beliefs in Lootius, have a great sense of humour, self sufficient and prepared to spread the word of Lootius,with some experience concerning the game. We also welcome perverts, strange people and even mad people as they are the ones that will inherit Lootius's world.

    What can we offer? A good and healthy environment directed towards having fun with Lootius in our hearts!

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    Here are some examples of what you can expect by joining the Church:

    Nakid Cow-Fisting


    ...and why not Nakid Spider-Fisting?!?



    We are also opened to all of the future members' ideeas concerning funny events conducted in the name of Lootius.

    So come join the ...

    ... nakid worshiping crowds NOW!

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    your PM has been responded too

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    We welcome our newest member, Sperlunker!

    Here's an insight from his joining process where ritual is a MUST!


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    After minute, after GRUELING minute, I was finally taught the Ritual. Feels good. real good.

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    I would like to join

    Hello all!

    My name is kris.
    i've been playing for about 4 months now.

    Assby has been my mentor and continuing to be my guide of light.
    I would like to join this cool soc. I have great ideas for really funny events.
    I just finished my mentorship a couple of days ago.
    I'm NOT here to be the richest and most uber dude in PE.
    I just wanna have a good time with other people and laugh.

    I am from Quebec, Canada.
    I never putted one cent into this game and consider myself a good player.
    I would like to join the same soc as Assby = the most generous and smooth dude in the world.... i still owe him 50 peds :p

    Plz accept this demand and we will laugh and have fun like never before.

    May the rebirth be a succes

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    Welcome Evil sister, Sharyn - and Brother Sper!

    Nuns to the left - Monks to the right ... and cameras not allowed on the back seats


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    May the rebirth be a succes
    PM sent!

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    Aww, the church is back I see. Just in time for the Holiday Season.

    Good luck to the church may your members be many, and your loots be better than average.

    Regards,

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    Good luck with relaunching the soc, its nice see it back.

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