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Originally Posted by black_rain13
This is one that I just MUST share. When the question was asked of me, I nearly peed myself laughing.
This morning, I awoke in Twin Peaks. After a breif moment of looking about, I headed off to Port Atlantis. Within two minutes of landing at PA, I was approached by an OJ who wanted to know if he could ask me a couple of quesations. I happily agreed and we opended a private chat.
The first thing I did was welcome this new player to Calypso and asked how long he had been playing. The response I got was quite interesting.
"I've only been playing for about two hours now and I really like it, but I think I might have to quit soon," he said.
"Why is that? If you are enjoying it, why would you want to quit so soon," I asked.
"Well," came the reply, "I'm kinda embarrassed to say, but..."
"No, no, nothing to be embarassed about, you can ask me anything," I continued.
"Well, where do I go when I need to pee?" He asked.
"Well," I said, chuckling to myself, "Avatars don't need to pee. They don't need to sleep, they don't need to eat..."
"No, not my avatar," he said, "I need to pee and I don't know what to do with my avatar while I am gone, so I have been holding it now for an hour so I didn't have to quit."
I nearly busted a gut. It took me almost two minutes to type the reply, "Just go pee."
I wet myself when i read this one - i think it is the funniest of all
Originally Posted by black_rain13
This is one that I just MUST share. When the question was asked of me, I nearly peed myself laughing.
This morning, I awoke in Twin Peaks. After a breif moment of looking about, I headed off to Port Atlantis. Within two minutes of landing at PA, I was approached by an OJ who wanted to know if he could ask me a couple of quesations. I happily agreed and we opended a private chat.
The first thing I did was welcome this new player to Calypso and asked how long he had been playing. The response I got was quite interesting.
"I've only been playing for about two hours now and I really like it, but I think I might have to quit soon," he said.
"Why is that? If you are enjoying it, why would you want to quit so soon," I asked.
"Well," came the reply, "I'm kinda embarrassed to say, but..."
"No, no, nothing to be embarassed about, you can ask me anything," I continued.
"Well, where do I go when I need to pee?" He asked.
"Well," I said, chuckling to myself, "Avatars don't need to pee. They don't need to sleep, they don't need to eat..."
"No, not my avatar," he said, "I need to pee and I don't know what to do with my avatar while I am gone, so I have been holding it now for an hour so I didn't have to quit."
I nearly busted a gut. It took me almost two minutes to type the reply, "Just go pee."
I wet myself when i read this one - i think it is the funniest of all