Most Unusual City Names!!

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I started the funny sign thread some time ago, and while that is picking up again, I thought I would start another fun thread to promote some belly laughs.

POST THE MOST UNUSUAL CITY NAMES - (include US State, or Country)


Horneytown, North Carolina USA

Knockemstiff, Ohio USA

Hoop and Holler, Texas USA


I'll add more later on, but these are a few to get the thread started. These have to be real cities, so knock our socks off with some doozies! :wtg:
 
Here's a bunch for your enjoyment :)

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Yeehaw Junction, Florida

Boring, Maryland

Walla Walla, Washington

Beebeetown, Iowa

Sugartit, Kentucky

Hell, Michigan

Lolita, Texas

French Lick, Indiana

Paradise, Michigan (ironic)

Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico

Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

Coward, South Carolina

Fart, Virginia

Pippa Passes, Kentucky

Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona

North Pole, Alaska

Cummaquid, Massachusetts

Unalaska, Alaska

Kitley Bastard, Ontario, Canada

Sexmoan, Philippines

Wank, Bavaria, Germany

Kilkenny, Kilkenny, Ireland

Jimboomba, Queensland, Australia

Dead Chinaman, Papua New Guinea

Cold Christmas, Hertforshire, United Kingdom

Ass, Respublika Krym, Ukraine

Bologna, Italy

Fukuoka, Japan

Tittybong, Victoria, Australia

Sexi, Cajamarca, Peru

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada

Wagga Wagga, Australia


And, one of the best:

Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
 
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OMG ... some of those are just too funny! Thanks for the contribution. With a list like that, I hope there are some left somewhere for others to add. :laugh:
 
Wyre Piddle, England.
 
There is another Intercourse in Alabama. ;)
 
Maybe not a city name but English tourists likes this place(mainly ladies :) ):
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Here's a bunch for your enjoyment :)


Kilkenny, Kilkenny, Ireland

Never really noticed it like that :D

Here is Ireland's most famous one


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... And, one of the best:

Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada

Tihihihi You said dildo :ahh:

Once in Californian i drove through a city, that made me think... What the hell was they smoking, when naming that town:
Zzyzx ???
Ohhh yea there is also Wanker near the Canadian border

Here is a few from Denmark, some need a bit translation to make sense:

Middelfart
Lem Can mean... emmm... the male organ ;)
Tarm Means intestine
Sæd Means semen
Vagina
Lemming
Strip Just outside Middelfart
Paris Properly didnt that was in Denmark :)
Rom Can mean both rum or Rome
 
I actually posted this one in another thread of yours a little while back, MS9. But I think it deserves a nail on the wall here too.

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Austria I believe.

The combination of signs is most unfortunate, since the translation of the bottom one would be: Please, not so fast!
 
Climax, Colorado. Kind of goes with French Lick, Indiana then Intercourse, Alabama (I think someone got this one).
 
not quite a city name but we got a place very close to my house called TWATT ill get a pic of sign next time i drive past
 
I actually got a shitload of really funny Swedish names, but I guess only the Nordic countries would see the humour in that... ;)
It's a bit unfair though. Rule # 26 ...etc...I know, I know.
 
:rofl: really nice ones, cant believe those are real, and people are living in those places lol
 
...mentioned earlier but i had to add this: Hell, Michigan.

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...and yes... it freezes over every Winter. :laugh:


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Wow

Blackman AL. :yay:
Gay Meadows AL.
Humpy Creek Alaska
Queer Creek Alaska
Santa Claus AZ
Surprise AZ
Monkey Run Arkansas :monkey::monkey::monkey::monkey:
Weed California

And a few from my state. lol
Big Lick Tennessee
Bugscuffle Tennessee (OMG lmao) :laugh:
Lick Skillet TN
Horny Head Creek TN
 
Cockomouth,, north yorkshire england uk
 
Thank you dear Venus99 ... this thread has been quietly sitting in the background since October 2007, but I see some people have come up with more crazy or unusual city names. :D

Carry On! :tongue2:
 
Climax, North Carolina. We also have Nagshead, Whalebone, Stumpy Point, Speed, and Conetoe. I could continue...
 
Ogre, Latvia.

it's actually pronounced ['uogre] though.

there's a handful of urban legends that back in Soviet time this name appeared together with Lenin's silhouette in various contexts. however, i have talked to several badge collectors and was unable to obtain any proof of the story in Wikipedia.
 
Excuse my bias towards Western Australia... its where I live ;)

Wyalkatchem - Western Australia
Nunawadding - Somewhere in Australia
Innaloo - Western Australia
Paynes Find - Western Australia
Wanneroo - Western Australia
Uluru - Northern Territory

I'm sure there's more but there names escape me just now...

Edit: We also have 'East Intercourse Island' - Its basically a minesite for iron ore, so nothing sexual there...
 
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I tried .. but just .. couldn't ... hold ...... back !!

Mianus, Connecticut.

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:rofl: :laugh: :lolup: :silly:
 
Fuku, China
Elephant Butte, New Mexico
Grand Tetons, Wyoming (french will understand)
Knob Lick, Missouri
Why, Arizona
Y, Alaska
How, Wisconsin
 
Well, whaddaya know ... this thread has life again. Some of those city names are just too funny. Hey Van ... I'd like to know how "East Intercourse Island" got it's name. Come back with a report please! :D
 
There is a Climax, Michigan too . . . right down the highway from an overpass named Lover's Lane

I should know more of these!!!

Also I have been in Hell, Michigan . . . and it was snowing!!!

jewels

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