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In case I will be lethally hit by champagne cork or choke on canape, could you please play this in my funeral!?

I will carry my fish so we're far from defenceless! It hurts when I slap with it! We're not expecting any problems, but girls better feel safe. Besides I have it with me anyways. We have service right before the picnic and it's my turn to preach. The topic of my sermon will be Things that go...

PROUDLY HAUL YOUR DAD BODS AND MUM BUMS TO THE CATWALK!!!

We have the dumbest - in a good way - event ideas brewing. This is a promise! 🥸

Are other mobs uniformly distributed? 🧐

Ahh... the

Event has no official skill requirements, but anatomy 460 rank amateur is recommended so you would know where the fist goes. If not, don't worry, we'll teach you! 🤠

This is some blasphemic version of Lootius gave me hands for looting. I like the feel tho.

Thanks! Mind if I use this to suck some innocent souls into EU? 👹

Any videos of the event out there?

One of my all time favourites. What if?

We have beer and cookies!

https://soundcloud.com/user-494775454/machajdik-flower-full-of-gardens-for-harpsichord

Big thanks everyone!

In case we get poor newcomers and loaded ubers to the fisting session, everyone donating a fist to newcomer receives a holy slap from my large trout to enhance your future loots! Lootius bless!

Account reactivated and windows machine dug up from backyard!