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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.. He gives the young boy three coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up...

WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD ... HE WAS THE TOP STAND-UP IN THE 70'S ...BECAUSE HE SAID THINGS LIKE ... My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last...

:laugh: TQ for the contribution but check out page 31. :silly2:

Not as amazed as I am! :laugh:

Golf For Beginners

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Maybe you have some new 'urges' / instinct bigger than smoking. It might be eating, sex, etc. :D

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a...

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling...

Aussie Male and Female (No pun intented) and

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Most Advanced Car Security System

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Towels for those staying alone...

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bed sheet

Dr Ruth

OMG!! :laugh:

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Mac Donald Spirit!

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Affairs Have A good Laugh !!!!!!!!!! ________________________________ The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told...