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Church of Lootius - The rebirth of Lootius

Sharyn

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The Church of Lootius

or


(for those that haven't mastered the ways of the alphabet yet :D)


reopens for Lootius's followers


Are you feeling lost? Are your loots getting worse and worse? You have no clue to why this is happening?

No, it's not MA's fault. The loots have NEVER been under their control.

Here is proof!

Lootius is mad...
People have turned their faces from Him, His altars lay devastated throughout the land by greedy participants. It is time we embraced back our true beliefs! Lootius loves us all as we are His children and we can live and prosper only by His will! Repent! Repent! :silly2:

As you might have guessed by now, the Church of Lootius is recruiting. As the padre ViagraFalls has left to spend his rest of days in solitude, meditating at Lootius's miraculous ways, Lykke the Nun has been bestowed with the great honor of leading the hordes of Lootius's followers.
Myself have taken my role as the Evil Sister and trusted helper of the Nun.

We are looking for ppl that: share our beliefs in Lootius, have a great sense of humour, self sufficient and prepared to spread the word of Lootius,with some experience concerning the game. We also welcome perverts, strange people and even mad people as they are the ones that will inherit Lootius's world.

What can we offer? A good and healthy environment directed towards having fun with Lootius in our hearts!
 

Sharyn

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Here are some examples of what you can expect by joining the Church:​

Nakid Cow-Fisting​

...and why not Nakid Spider-Fisting?!?​


We are also opened to all of the future members' ideeas concerning funny events conducted in the name of Lootius.

So come join the ...​
... nakid worshiping crowds NOW!​
 

Sperlunker

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your PM has been responded too :)
 

Sharyn

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We welcome our newest member, Sperlunker! :dunce:

Here's an insight from his joining process where ritual is a MUST! ;)

 

Sperlunker

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After minute, after GRUELING minute, I was finally taught the Ritual. Feels good. real good.
 

Kristoliquid

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I would like to join

Hello all!

My name is kris.
i've been playing for about 4 months now.

Assby has been my mentor and continuing to be my guide of light.
I would like to join this cool soc. I have great ideas for really funny events.
I just finished my mentorship a couple of days ago.
I'm NOT here to be the richest and most uber dude in PE.
I just wanna have a good time with other people and laugh.

I am from Quebec, Canada.
I never putted one cent into this game and consider myself a good player.
I would like to join the same soc as Assby = the most generous and smooth dude in the world.... i still owe him 50 peds :p

Plz accept this demand and we will laugh and have fun like never before.

May the rebirth be a succes :D
 

Lykke

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Welcome Evil sister, Sharyn - and Brother Sper!

Nuns to the left - Monks to the right ... and cameras not allowed on the back seats :D

:saint:
 

NetStalker

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Aww, the church is back I see. Just in time for the Holiday Season.

Good luck to the church may your members be many, and your loots be better than average. :cool:

Regards,
 

Spud

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Good luck with relaunching the soc, its nice see it back.
 

Lykke

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Aww, the church is back I see. Just in time for the Holiday Season.

Good luck to the church may your members be many, and your loots be better than average. :cool:

Regards,
Aww, the evil santa is back :D

Thanks NetStalker! We hope for the best - and let Lootius do the rest ...
 

Fort

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Where do you all meet up? I'd like to come and meet you:)
As a believer in the great Lootius, that has lost his way, I think I need guidence.:bowdown:
 

Lykke

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Where do you all meet up? I'd like to come and meet you:)
As a believer in the great Lootius, that has lost his way, I think I need guidence.:bowdown:

The first great step to follow the path of Looitus, is through pm - to Sharyn, the Evil Sister, or me. Though Sharyn might be the one who is able to "meet up" more often ;)
 

safara

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Great to see this soc back up and active - may Lootius bless you all. Indeed, may Lootius bless all of us :bowdown:
 

Tor

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Show me the way of Lootius

Hello, I'm interested in Joining the Church of Lootius. I have landed on the planet of Eudoria almost nine months ago and foolishlly have forsaken the ways of Lootius. PLEASE SHOW ME THE LIGHT!!!

(Mental instability comes in a package with me)
 

rotten ice

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nice to see you back in business blessith be thy society and to all whom shall enter
 

Sharyn

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Welcome our newest member, Tor!

As you can see, he did not waste any time once he was in :D, taking advantage of me beeing a bit wacked after a long poker night.

 

Tor

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oh no, my perverted ways have been outed :rolleyes:
 

Bosko

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gl with restart. if you need mentors for school of lootius i finally feel worthy enough to offer my hunting knowledge to your future members :)
 

dilly

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Hey All fellow CoL veterans :D Glad to see the church opening up for business once more :) Good luck with recruiting! ;)

Lootius bless :cool:
 

Ginger16

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nice work hope it all goes well, and to see some globals and hofs comin from the soc :D
Gl on the recruit

Ginger
 

Kludge

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:>

:eek: Heh... got to love it :>

ps pm sent
pps :wise: May Lootius Bless You
pps on now ... catch me at nate's
 
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Sharyn

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:eek: Heh... got to love it :>

ps pm sent
pps :wise: May Lootius Bless You
pps on now ... catch me at nate's
Was too tired to even read from Lootius's book of prayers last evening. I'll be on today starting 21:00 MA time. If u can be online at that time, leave a word through PM.

Thx,

Sharyn.
 

Lykke

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First of - thanks to Evil Sister Sharyn for pulling off this great work of reviving the Church of Lootius.

Second thanks to people for wishing us luck with CoL!

Last but not least - welcome to our new members :bowdown: :clap:

For those of you who doesn't remember CoL from the time of glory - here's some sweet memories:

The Number of Lootius is 3

Lootius online - touch the screen

Selling Lootius blessings


This is just a little from what the Church stands for
~ with Lootius ~
and we hope this will inspire as many as you true believers as possible.

:bowdown: :saint: :nana:
Praise he who gives golden showers and, to TRUE followes, other than ammo in loot! :D
 

Chainfire

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OMG the Church is back! :eek: :eek:

If I still played I'd apply again :D GL with the restart, hope it doesn't end like last time :( Best soc I was ever a part of!
 

Lykke

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OMG the Church is back!

If I still played I'd apply again :D GL with the restart, hope it doesn't end like last time :( Best soc I was ever a part of!
You don't play anymore :( If you did, you were wellcome :D

Thanks :)
 

Oblivion

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Nice to see that the Curch is back in bussines....I hope that you will have a great time.
Show again to the people the perverted ways of Lootius!:eek:

Lootius Bless!

Oblivion.
 

Sharyn

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Current Church of Lootius status:

6 members of whom 2 newly signed Lootius followers
2 potential members in review
4-6 more stalls in the Church's pulpit still available


Lootius bless,

Sharyn.
 

kalanen

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4-6 more stalls in the Church's pulpit still available
Little bump to help a great soc for filling those.

* Starts holding breath, waiting for announcement of Great Drunk Hunt or Naked Cow Fisting Orgy *
 
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