Do midget have night vision?

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One friend tell me that midgets have night vision but i was no sure if it was true. I know a little persom from my school so i call him up and ask him.
he did´t say anything just hung up phone so im pretty confused. Can anyone help me pls?


// Nicole
 
Gimli: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
 
Yes they have night vision and they are the ones that always steal your socs.
 
Yes they have night vision and they are the ones that always steal your socs.

Didnt they steal Underpants?

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Lies, is the underwear gnomes!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I think the people you are talking about are the midgets of midgets.

Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!

Time to go to work, work all night.
Search for underpants we.
We won't stop until we have underpants.
Lots of yummy pants we.

Time to go to work, work all night.
Search for underpants we.
We won't stop until we have underpants.
Lots of yummy pants we.
 
lmao, priceless :yay:
 
Didnt they steal Underpants?

I have a very reliable source telling me that gnomes (midgets of midgets) only steal underpants. Its the people we know as (burglar) midgets that steal our socks.

I have yet to find out why they are so attracted to socks and underpants.
 
I have a very reliable source telling me that gnomes (midgets of midgets) only steal underpants. Its the people we know as (burglar) midgets that steal our socks.

I have yet to find out why they are so attracted to socks and underpants.

They come in through the cat-hatch, make sure to have it locked at night.

But I thought they stole socks while they were in the dryer.
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That is true. But not only they have night vision, they also have the ability to sense 100% cotton fibers in a one mile radius. It's almost like degenerated dwarwen gold sense... truly amazing!
 
One friend tell me that midgets have night vision but i was no sure if it was true. I know a little persom from my school so i call him up and ask him.
he did´t say anything just hung up phone so im pretty confused. Can anyone help me pls?


// Nicole

is this in any way true? did you really phone a midget and ask that?
 
Btw... do you know the song of the dwarves? No?

Here it is:

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold

Gooooold, goooooold

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold

Gooooold, goooooold

Gold, gold, gold, gold
gold, gold gold, gold

Gooooold, goooooold
Gooooold, goooooold
 
Well, Star is the nearest thing to a midget that I know sooooo ...

go into PvP at night where the radar doesn't work :laugh:
 
ok thanks for answer but i still little confused. does she think i make fun of her nightvision? Or is it just a rumor that offended her?
 
she is upset with you, talk to her.
 
ok thanks for answer but i still little confused. does she think i make fun of her nightvision? Or is it just a rumor that offended her?

Actually, she is upset because most midgets think it is a secret - they just don't know how many of us know the truth. Give her time, just don't meet her anywhere dark - that would be an ambush. Midgets are the IRL Rig Closers - they will gang up and beat you down while making fun of you, you don't want to be in the middle of that.
 
They can't see in the dark but they have 10% to int or a treasure finding ability
 
*.*

:silly2:
I realy hope this is a bad joke ! :laugh:
 
Only Midgets who 've worked hard as coalminers...
they have developed enhanced eye sights during the harsh 7 cold winteryears ....
 
ah lol laughing my ass off here :D
 
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