Drink supply crunch solved

[Caiman]

For whatever reason the shipments never make it to the bars on Calypso, here's an idea how to solve the shortcoming and for a new, additional free activity.

The new profession will be mining-related and called: Manual Digging.

It will be slow, but no tools will be necessary, so no decay. And it will be dirty. Perhaps people may want to visit and support the local beauty parlors from time to time. (Wasn't there an announcement from MA years ago about the introduction of fingernails?)

If people are lucky, they will dig up some Broot.

Broot, derived from beverage root, is a frugal, inconspicuous plant growing almost completely below the ground level and which can be found all over Calypso. It usually contains a lot of liquid and has a mild bitter-sweet taste. Characteristically is the commensal relationship between the plant and a yeast fungus.

Together with Sweetstuff it can be refined to 100% original Calypsian Broot Beer.

Happy digging and

 

[Ludvig|MindArk]

Perhaps people may want to visit and support the local beauty parlors from time to time. (Wasn't there an announcement from MA years ago about the introduction of fingernails?)

"You take 1.0 damage from breaking a nail while digging."

 

[andy5579]

Awesome. Enough said.

 

[iancampbell]

I have the answer to the Calypso booze shortage. The colonial government has been secretly infiltrated by Mormons.

 

[CMS]

You had me at Beer.

 

[addz]

I have the answer to the Calypso booze shortage. The colonial government has been secretly infiltrated by Mormons.

Not only is this government good at loosing wars it seems theyre good at loosing beer too. Youve got to wonder ... whats next?

 

[Ludvig|MindArk]

Not only is this government good at loosing wars it seems theyre good at loosing beer too. Youve got to wonder ... whats next?

Security Officer 1: "Eh guys... we seem to have lost Calypso...."
Security Officer 2: "What? To the robots?"
Security Officer 1: "Nah, we just can't... You know... Find it..."


like that?

 

[Rvalldrgg]

Security Officer 1: "Eh guys... we seem to have lost Calypso...."
Security Officer 2: "What? To the robots?"
Security Officer 1: "Nah, we just can't... You know... Find it..."


like that?

that's hilarious!! +rep 2 u!!

 

[[FM]]

You had me at Beer.

Drinking a Tuburg right now and secound that

 

[Igorl]

Yea,

Then yuice it up with RL delivery offer straight from MA.

When someone brews hymself or aquires 50ped worth of calipsian brew... or buys it... he may select a delivery of calipsian beer sixpack to his/hers home address.



I.

 

[NightwolfAA2k5]

Excellent idea, I just hope the powers that be catch this idea

 

[Caiman]

Broot is even much more versatile!

As soon as household appliences, e.g the Kitchen Sink or the Omegaton Stove, will work like the crafting terminals the following new blueprints will be available.

• Gourmet Coffee - Broot, roasted + Water + Basic Filters
• Splendid Tea - Broot, mashed + Water + Basic Filters

Hmmm

 

[cuilwenevey]

I have the answer to the Calypso booze shortage. The colonial government has been secretly infiltrated by Mormons

hehe, well i'm a LDS and not a Mormon (man or the book) but do enjoy a drink or two with friends. so lets over through our colonial goverment and get our shipment

 

[Brooklyn]

They've been stealing the booze
They're are drunk
Lost in space
Pissing and being pissed on
Where no man has pissed before
without a designated driver


Screw them and the earth that hired them


Let's make our own

There should also be a poor man's brew
made with Hormous instead of sweet stuff...
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[darth_bacon4]

hahahaha what a great idea! When we drink enough perhaps it could simulate real drunkenness... then when we go into battle we wont die...we'll just feel it in the morning !

p.s. Post 500!!!

 

[Sarah Hawkwood]

I have the answer to the Calypso booze shortage. The colonial government has been secretly infiltrated by Mormons.

I think you've made a typo in your post

 

[AlexGold]

Drinking a Tuburg right now and secound that

*Sigh* It's TubOrg
What can I say.. newbie drinkers

 

[[FM]]

*Sigh* It's TubOrg
What can I say.. newbie drinkers

LOL sorry about that , think the tuborg`s spoiled my typing ther

 

[L3xUS]

yea good idea, but what would the beer do?

 

[[FM]]

yea good idea, but what would the beer do?

It dosent matter , just give us the beer its every mans right even in univers

 

[Brooklyn]

*Sigh* It's TubOrg
What can I say.. newbie drinkers

TU BORG BEER
Resistance is Futile...burp..
You will Assimulate...Hic..



Yep...After 20 she's looking real fine

Barkeep... maybe another round
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