Neconus roasting on an open fire
Cold Place nipping at your nose
Yulebot carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up in mankinis
Everybody knows a HOFF and some Shrapnel
Help to make the season bright
Tiny globals with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to HOF tonight
They know that HOFFner's on his way
Hes loaded lots of ESIs and goodies on his sleigh
And every pill junkie is gonna spy
To see if grinders really know how to HOF
I'm so im offering this simple event
To noobs to pros to traders too
Although its been said many times many ways
Merry HOFF-mas to you
