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EVENT: We're Going on a Picnic ~ Church of Lootius

Lykke

Lykke

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Ann Lykke TheNun
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Church of Lootius Presents

We're Going on a Picnic

There's nothing quite like the feel of grass between your toes, the joy of picking flowers, and basking in the bliss of a Lootius Jolly Holly Day!
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

We just have to get closer to nature, the divine and everything in between, and so the Church has decided on a delightful picnic this Sunday :saint::dancing:

We stumbled upon a hidden gem - a peaceful spot that, oddly enough, seems completely untouched and abandoned 🤔🥰

Oh ... and there might be some nakid frolicking among cows and grasshoppers, feeling the fresh breeze against our skin as we innocently hum praise songs for the Lord 🌹🌷🌺🐇🐌

Of course, we will carry Lootius' shrine with us. Leaving it behind would simply be too risky!

We're gonna have quite the memorable trip ... don't you think?

Did we mention the holy shrine? ⭐🌈

Oh well, nothing to see here, really ... just chanting "In Loot We Trust" ...

We'll bring Cookies ... 🍩

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THE PICNIC GAME
TIME AND PLACE REVEAL

Akmuul Contaminated Zone
East of the Akmuul Island TP
9 AM in-game time
Sunday, 22nd of December (tomorrow)

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Please, read disclaimer below before entering this event.
Akmuul Contaminated Zone (red area on map below)

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Three Lootians - Kalanen, Shadowsong, and TheNun - will enter a secret PvP area as a team. Once the first shot is fired, it’s every Lootian for themselves.
  • Each Lootian can revive and re-enter PvP up to 3 times.
  • After reviving, they will spawn in different locations within the PvP zone.
Lootian rules
  • They can teleport (TP) away from the area.
  • They are allowed to shoot back.
  • They may have a defense team to assist them.
  • They might carry special treats from Lootius’ shrine.
Scoring System
Earn points by engaging with the Lootians and their defense team:
  • Kill a Lootian: +5 points
  • Capture an image of a killed Lootian: +15 points
  • Capture an image of a dead Nun or Shadowsong in an inappropriate position: +20 points
  • Campture an image of Kalanen with his fish: +20 points
  • Capture an image of an alive Lootian: +25 points
  • Record a video of a Lootian on the run: +35 points
  • Kill a defense team member (if present): +75 points
  • Global or Hof on a Lootian: +100 points
Prizes
  • 1st Place: 250 PED
  • 2nd Place: 150 PED
  • 3rd Place: 75 PED
How to Win
  • Collect points by completing objectives.
  • Submit proof of your accomplishments in this thread.
  • Screenshot the kill message in chat for kills.
  • Share images or videos for higher-scoring actions.
PvP Disclaimer
  • To participate, you need a toxic shot from the Trade Terminal (5 PED).
  • If another player kills you, you must use a new toxic shot to re-enter the PvP zone.
  • If you’re killed by a mob, a new toxic shot is not required.
Important Notes
  • The Church of Lootius and its Lootians are generally peaceful and neutral.
  • The Church does not condone or take responsibility for PvP actions or kills within the zone.
  • Entering the PvP zone is at your own risk - expect to be shot!
  • You can be looted if you carry stackables. Empty your pockets.
  • While the Lootians may fight back, they will not wear armor, adding to the challenge.

 
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I will carry my fish so we're far from defenceless! It hurts when I slap with it! We're not expecting any problems, but girls better feel safe.

Besides I have it with me anyways. We have service right before the picnic and it's my turn to preach. The topic of my sermon will be Things that go glub glub and I use fish as an example.

The other thing that often go glub glub is us, the Lootians.
 
It's gonna be fun, they said. It'll be a joy, they promised. We'll bring cookies, they lied ...

First post updated with the rules :sniper::saint::saint::saint:

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Bang bang, a light going out
Bang bang, you fall to the ground
Bang bang, you were the one
But now I'm the one holding the gun ...

:bowdown::saint: :sniper::lam:

Darling, close your eyes
I don't want you to see me cry
Yes, God is my witness
Each time you kissed me
I was in paradise

Darling, close your mouth
'Cause I don't like the way it sounds
Words that are guilty
Words that would kill me
If they were said out loud

I count the days, I won't make the same mistake
You vanish without a trace
'Cause I am the one betrayed

Bang bang, a light going out
Bang bang, you fall to the ground
Bang bang, you were the one
But now I'm the one holding the gun
Bang bang

Baby oh, come to me
Like you used to down on your knees
You do as you're told
Wearing your blindfold
Here on the rubber sheet

Baby, don't be scared
You're all tied up and going nowhere
So take a moment
Savor the moment
And realize how much I care

And one by one, I load up my silver gun
The times come to get it done
So baby, let's have some fun

Bang bang, a light going out
Bang bang, you fall to the ground
Bang bang, you were the one
But now I'm the one holding the gun

Bang bang, a light going out
Bang bang, you fall to the ground
Bang bang, you were the one
But now I'm the one holding the gun
Bang bang

Remember when we fell in love, you told me lots of crazy stuff
You promised you were never gonna leave
And everything you said came true, 'cause I will always be with you
You're chilling out at minus ten degrees
Inside my deep freeze

Bang bang, a light going out
Bang bang, you fall to the ground
Bang bang, you were the one
But now I'm the one holding the gun

Bang bang, a light going out
Bang bang, you fall to the ground
Bang bang, you were the one
But now I'm the one holding the gun

BANG BANG


 
Sadly i am not going to be able to participate on this one.

I am sure it will turn out to be lovely picnic!

My heart and soul will be with the Lootians tho and i'd like to imagine it going something like this! ;)


Hope you all have FUN! Lootius Bless! :naughty:
 
Oh dear, it seems like our booking agent may have been stretching the truth when he told us that PVP meant "Perfect for Virginal Picnics" and I am hearing all sorts of rumours about killers and danger. I will be writing a very stern review if that is the case.

Nevertheless, in case the rumours are true, I have a cunning plan. I have asked a tailor to make a perfect skin suit for me to wear over armour.

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Feel much safer now. I'm sure nobody will notice.

 
The exact time and location for this event will be announced later - but will be tomorrow, Sunday between 7-11 a.m. In game time on Calypso ...

First post updated with an extra point feature: Global/hof on a Lootian ...


:sniper::sniper::nana::dancing:
 
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TIME AND PLACE REVEAL

Aren't we eagerly looking forward to enjoying a peaceful and pleasant picnic tomorrow ... :shower:

We’ve discovered a blissful and tranquil spot on Calypso, perfect for savoring our lunch bags filled with Trox Papplon sandwiches and freshly brewed Caroot juice.

We truly wish you could join us … :better:

We’ll be gathering in:

Akmuul Contaminated Zone
East of the Akmuul Island TP
9 AM in-game time
Sunday, 22nd of December (tomorrow)


May Lootius protect us ... and may he protect you too ... :nana::saint:




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Please, read disclaimer in first post before entering this event.
Akmuul Contaminated Zone (red area on map below)

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What a splendid day it was yesterday!

A picnic by the shimmering lake, splashes of water as we swam under the sun, and laughter as we danced on the grassy shore. Truly, the Church knows how to unwind, even in the most perilous places.

But not everyone shared our peaceful spirit :eek:

In the distance, a figure loomed - a pirate, bold and brash, venturing into our midst. His black, polished armor gleamed ominously as he approached. Though diminutive in stature, his presence was anything but small.

His head aligned perfectly with the ... ahem ... chest height of both TheNun and Shadowsong, an alignment that did not go unnoticed.


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The tension grew thick as he sauntered closer, clearly uneasy about Kal and his notorious fish (a lethal combination, as we all know).

Without a second thought, the pirate drew his weapon and ruthlessly gunned Kal down in cold blood :handgun::trout:

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The air crackled with unease as his steely gaze shifted to Shadowsong. Despite her and TheNun’s poised fingers on their triggers, the pirate - known as Force - was quicker.

Shadowsong fell before she could react :handgun::girl:

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Here you see a glimpse of a tiny Shadowsong shoe that peeks out from the corner of TheNun's protective sleeve ...

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Two kills down, and now his eyes locked onto TheNun :saint:

But something changed. Maybe it was the way the sun glinted off her flowing hair, a delicate flower in her hand, or the carefree rhythm of her dance. Whatever it was, Force faltered.

His weapon lowered, his resolve crumbled, and then - oh, Lootius have mercy - he began shedding his armor ...

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Stripped down to nothing but his undies and a rather impressive display of chest hair, Force charged toward TheNun with reckless abandon, love (or lust?) blazing in his eyes :naughty:

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Surely, he thought, this vision of grace and power would be his undoing in the best way possible.


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But TheNun was no easy target. Quick as lightning, she grabbed her rifle.

Realizing his mistake, Force scrambled to re-equip his armor, his bravado dissolving into panic.

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Desperately, he ran in the other direction ... :shots:

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Yet the devil seemed to have claimed him, as he ran straight back toward TheNun, blind and bewitched by the sight of her wielding a rifle larger than life.

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Closer and closer he came, until TheNun took aim.

With steady hands and a heart full of righteous purpose, she pulled the trigger.

The bullet found its mark, striking him through the heart :sniper:💔

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The once-bold pirate crumpled to the ground, his quest for glory (or romance) over.

As the smoke cleared, TheNun stood still, her rifle at her side.

She wasn’t proud, but she could now add “Robber” to her list of titles :saint:

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Question is, Force, did you die happy ? :D

Fact is, we may well be warned that the final chapter of this tale has yet to be written ...

Stay Tuned!

In Loot We Trust!
~ Church of Lootius Events ~
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Pictures taken by Shadowsong and TheNun, as Force Majeure was 'busy' ... :hug:

 
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With all my love :hug:
 
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