How The Loot System Really Works !

King Noobis

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I figured it all out - and I can not believe how simple the loot system really is-

That's right -it is simple ! - no loot pool, no personal loot pool, no timing or anything else ever put forward as how it works!

What is it you ask - what has this noob stumbled onto - will he share it - has he tested it?? Will JC delete this thread (j/k)

I have determined thru a complete lack of evidence that the loot system is totally and with a 0% chance of error tied to....

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Marco's credit card !!! Yup it is true the entire loot system is tied to his credit card. How can I prove this - well I am glad you asked.

When loot is really good - Marco did not use his credit card that day
When loot is average - he only bought lunch for himself
When loot is bad - he paid his his subcription to WoW (lol thats a big j/k)
When loot is aweful - he had to pick up the bar tab at a business event
When loot is absolutely the wosre you have ever seen - he gave his credit card to his girlfriend !! :)

When you global Marco returned something he bought previously

When you Uber Hof - Marco accidently overpaid the amount owed on the card that month creating a balance owed back to him

Well if you read all of this post - then you are more bored than I am and you can tell me what causes the ATH's :)

I really hope Marco's girl does not have an account in game - cause if she does i am in trouble - lol
 
lol nice one xD

ath... that's when he finally sell his daughter on eBay...
 
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Thats it, I'm going to Sweden, I'm stealing his wallet, and I'm gonna burn it.
 
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