Help: Humor thread. " YOU KNOW LOOT IS BAD WHEN YOU......"

... start logging in every day only to refresh your daily missions hoping for a bonus.
 
haven't entered the cheat code properly.
 
...you mentally rage calculate how much you have invested into EU and realize you might be on the far left hand side of the bell curve.
 
You know loot is bad when the wife finds out you listed her on ebay to buy a mod merc, but with bids so far will be lucky to get a tt hangun.

Disclaimer - No wives/girlfriends were knowingly listed on ebay for this purpose :ROFLMAO:
I’ll up the bid to $0.40cents so you can at least get the TT rifle. Does she come with a money back guarantee?
 
...you mentally rage calculate how much you have invested into EU and realize you might be on the far left hand side of the bell curve.
Yer, and if you manage to get further up the bell curve you feel like your going up the wall.
 
When you think to start playing online slot machines instead of making MA happy every month 🤣😁
 
  • When you spend more time on Planet Calypso Forum or Discord than you do playing the game
  • When the only 50 PED+ TT value loot you get for the entire week is from your deeds
  • When you spend your entire game time exploring all the malls and even when you buy an item you lose less than hunting and mining so it feels like a win.
 
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When not even #1 on hof board, right before end of entropia day, would be a break even...
 
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