Help: Humor thread. " YOU KNOW LOOT IS BAD WHEN YOU......"

When you have more outfit in game than in in rl -__-'
 
When you check your vehicles for extra oil to TT.

When those 20 pecs from AU deed sounds good about now.

When the auction notification is more exciting than a hof.

Oh I thought of another one:

When you empty all your BP books to sell the books for 1 ped each !
(did that recently)
 
Loot is bad when you realize that you are chatting way more than shooting, mining and crafting combined.
Loot is bad when an old player comes back and realize that loot is 2.0 f**cked... That prices are jacked up on everything and that all your old buddies are not playing any more.
Loot is bad when there are just couple of old names left behind, bunch of new guys and a whole lot of resellers, pumping prices, fleecing the new players and selling them old tt stuff for + 200...or more...
 
I am so much glad and that is an understatement, that I got out of having big plans for EU.
What I do.... I enjoy hunting punies and living of retirement funds... 1 CLD return.... TT handgun and sinkadus and shoot for couple of hours weekly and still profit. Return above 96% TT and ROI from 1 CLD make me ped by ped in green more and more. Bynthe end of 2041, I will have ped to buy that Omegaton A101 that is ridiculously expensive nowadays... Used to be +120, 130,140 ped.
ESI used to be 790 %.
S. I. Weapons were tt stuff... CLD used to be 1245 ped...
How did it come to this...
 
- Stop shooting and start wanking
 
....When 20 ped trigger global mobs, don't ring the bell all day. So you say sod it, turn your ped into more deeds and come back in 3 months.
 
when you think: IT´S GOT TO BE COMMING WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MOB!!! :banghead:

deposit...
 
When you start thinking what you should do with your life.
 
You do the 60k Entropiamaster Rextelum mission and you realise you only had one hof, and it was 143 ped (true story).
 
YOU KNOW LOOT IS BAD WHEN YOU.....

- Smile and get excited when an enhancer breaks and refunds you 0.8 ped scrap....



Keep em coming :)
when cleaning the house is an attractive alternative.
Generously give away all your ped and gear at camp icarus and find it to be a more tolerable rate of loss!
When you don't even bother digging up your last claim.



HAHA nice ones :D specially donating items :)
 
when u actualy get tempted to pick up common dung fruit or stones
 
... when you start mimicing your avatars sound, emotes and dance *__*
 
you get half fails when you click 100 clicks of simple 1 conductors with 100% QR BP
 
- It's a weekday
- It's not prime time in Europe
- There is MM event going on
- you get a free skill boost
- for hunting: when a lot of crafting globals happen
- for mining: when a lot of hunting globals happen
- for crafting: always
 
when u actualy get tempted to pick up common dung fruit or stones
When you actually do not even get tempted but do it because it's the only thing worth looting after 10kUSD depositing the past year
 
You know loot is bad when you:
- know all streettraders by time they log in.
- checking trees inside for a fruit spawn.

and ofc when you... back to counting rtp :D
 
Stream other games
 
Start listening to 432 hz abundance music on youtube
 
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