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Tree-doctor

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Wife didnt understand that a computer dont like bottle and even more dont like water.

All have burned hard.

Im happy to open the office now, then I have a PC ...


THAT SUCKS BAD !!!!

Ok I calm down. I try. I will use this post to show u how to build a middle PC, around 2000/2500 $. I already ordered some parts, just need to wait january to buy the expensiviest who will drop down a bit in price after Christmass, as usual.

Informatic sux if u dont put a certain amount of money in it, especialy if u play lastest games, run autocad 2010, some adobe products and manipulate some videos as well.

For me a computer should'nt be specialized only in one area; he should be efficient in all. I will build u a type of "jaguar" of PC, the all around computer.

This computer is made to have a durability of 4 years rougly.

See u in january for the big post.
 
Ouch man, that computers sounds absolutely buggered, no salvagable parts?

Can't wait to see your Jaguar computer mate. :)
 
I tried reading this post and my head starting hurting, so I gave up after a paragraph.
 
Ze-Tomb Raider said:
Ouch man, that computers sounds absolutely buggered, no salvagable parts?

Can't wait to see your Jaguar computer mate. :)
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Nope he was in fire when I heard her screaming. I screamed too : " U FCKING KILLED MY 2nd WIFE DAMNEEEEEEDDDDD !!!!!". After that I felt front the TV like a zombie, without anymore energy.

All have beed damaged its all moist.
 
That SUCKZORZ! :(:(

Wifes should stay in living room , kitchen and bathroom :wise:
 
:eek:
In the flames of passion
Woman saves her man
from computer bytch
:cool:​
 
Dude!
if I have a wife , pretty like yours,
I wont even look or think about the word Entropia or Calypso.
I will smash up my PC and live with her in a pretty place L:)
Maybe it is the sign of god,
it is time to spend more time with wife L:)
 
JingyiDai said:
Dude!
if I have a wife , pretty like yours,
I wont even look or think about the word Entropia or Calypso.
I will smash up my PC and live with her in a pretty place L:)
Maybe it is the sign of god,
it is time to spend more time with wife L:)
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Are you saying wife (L)? As in, she has limited use and will decay and break beyond repair? :laugh:
 
Ze-Tomb Raider said:
Are you saying wife (L)? As in, she has limited use and will decay and break beyond repair? :laugh:
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Aren't all humans essentially (L), but with pretty good durability? :scratch2::silly2:
 
By "Jaguar" computer are you drawing a comparison to the cars? I have an old one, you see, and while yes, cheap is good, power is good and good-looking is good, do you really want a computer that uses 4 times the resources of other computers and bankrupts you in the case of a breakdown? A Subaru Outback computer might be a better metaphor for a good all-rounder:) Jags are for blindly devoted nostalgia-philes:)

Hurrikane
 
wow ... nice dress :) ...

... :)

... :)

What???
 
Nighthawk said:
Aren't all humans essentially (L), but with pretty good durability? :scratch2::silly2:
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Nah we will be repairable pretty soon ;)

Just look at how the crafting humans profession have grown lately :D
<-- :whip:

:topic:
 
Lykke said:
wow ... nice dress :) ...

... :)

... :)

What???
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Yup, if that IS his wife instead of a stock Yahoo Image pic of a "wife", it's kinda hard to sympathise. She looks fun and pretty too. Not jealous, my wife is fun and pretty, but luckily has not threatened my PC yet, as it keeps me quiet:)

Hurrikane
 
Sounds like it was a very dramatic episode. I wish you luck on your quest of building a new 2nd wife. May I suggest a good way to break her in? Hmmm maybe not here. I can tell you in PM if you are interested. I know many good links on the internet :smirk: (for free)
 
I am waiting for the day that comes, and the wifey smashes the computer, she already threatens to do so.
 
Brooklyn said:
:eek:
In the flames of passion
Woman saves her man
from computer bytch
:cool:​
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OMG I saw this :( I must browse EF only logged in to prevent this from happening!
 
Lorespade said:
I am waiting for the day that comes, and the wifey smashes the computer, she already threatens to do so.
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just give her her own and introduce her to all the casino and lotto sites.. oh and EU - and there you go ... problem solved!!!:cool:


... next thing is she smashes your CC ... but that's another story ...
 
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Nighthawk said:
Aren't all humans essentially (L), but with pretty good durability? :scratch2::silly2:
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Hehe, fun thing about "humans": They have an odd view about their repairability.

Why?

Well, they are neither (UL) nor (L). If you watch their sports you'll notice that they seem to have some type of fapping that in many cases makes the participant stand up again. Though, in some cases they get carried away (pun?) and end up in a - what they call - "hospital". Those facilities repair or fap them quite a bit depending on what they are capable of doing with that worn down body.

Sooner or later though, humans' health level reaches zero. If they're lucky, somebody comes by and uses a resurrection chip (AKA defibrillator). But if not, well, too bad for them. They don't have revival terminals :(.

In other words: They are working on building better FAPs. Maybe they will even have revival terminals one day...

Stupid humans :D
 
Women and computers are not compatible - glad you finally found out :D
 
Hulyss said:
Wife didnt understand that a computer dont like bottle and even more dont like water.

All have burned hard.

Im happy to open the office now, then I have a PC ...
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That does indeed suck! Let me sympathise before I criticise...

Hulyss said:
Ok I calm down. I try. I will use this post to show u how to build a middle PC, around 2000/2500 $. I already ordered some parts, just need to wait january to buy the expensiviest who will drop down a bit in price after Christmass, as usual.
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WHAT!?

A 'middle' PC for 2000/2500$???? What kind of bucks are you using? Donald Ducks?

I think you'll find that any normal person's definition of a middle PC would probably sit in the $900 to $1500 bracket at the worst case! I'm presuming you're not replacing the monitor too, and that even if you were, you're not using a 700 inch OLED display with gold trimmings.

Fact is, even a top of the range i7 system with the fastest single graphics card and a decent amount of RAM (8GB DDR3 lets say) would set you back much over $1500. For $2500 you can probably get yourself a triple-SLI with some water cooling.

I managed to build myself a rig capable of running Far Cry 2 at 55FPS constant with a nice new HD5890 for under £650 GBP without really shopping around for components. What's your definition of middle-range? :p
 
Noggin said:
That does indeed suck! Let me sympathise before I criticise...



WHAT!?

A 'middle' PC for 2000/2500$???? What kind of bucks are you using? Donald Ducks?

I think you'll find that any normal person's definition of a middle PC would probably sit in the $900 to $1500 bracket at the worst case! I'm presuming you're not replacing the monitor too, and that even if you were, you're not using a 700 inch OLED display with gold trimmings.

Fact is, even a top of the range i7 system with the fastest single graphics card and a decent amount of RAM (8GB DDR3 lets say) would set you back much over $1500. For $2500 you can probably get yourself a triple-SLI with some water cooling.

I managed to build myself a rig capable of running Far Cry 2 at 55FPS constant with a nice new HD5890 for under £650 GBP without really shopping around for components. What's your definition of middle-range? :p
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I kinda thought the same, was looking to upgrade mine to one costing maybe $1000.... although he could live somewhere with higher prices, like Iceland or somewhere.........

Hurrikane
 
Would your $1000 pc stand up for about 4years or would you need to upgrade it again? (I know 4years are a eternity in this world but still...)

I agree with the OP but I might have called it low highend, and if you can get a triple sli for this price please give me some webpages where I could buy these things as I dont see any place in Sweden to do that if I should use a good MB and such too...
 
Life Sucks lol - But this post brightened my day!!

Sorry dude - no compassion - ok lol - a little - BUT - we all play/live in a fantasy world that costs RL money, just the same as a RL for real. Anyone who has played EU for the last year has had to upgrade, and has justified the price by either just saying "f*** it" or saying "well its a long term investment" ~ C'mon - am I wrong? I have three kids, and a wife. (if ya look at my profile, you'll see I spent a few ped on my wife's wedding dress as well) It was a good deal for me cause as you will also see by looking at my profile - I must truly be (and you as well I must say) an incredibly charismatic/funny - hell maybe even just lucky bastard? - cause I know - that no matter the dollar amount it costs me to come home to my lady - or children (who - yes do still "piss me off" at times) - I still am convinced I got the better end of the deal. Please take this response with the grain of thought I put into it, as I am obviously off my rocker, evidenced by my incredible ability for self deception every time I log onto this "secret society" of ours;) I say secret not because I am embarrassed to play EU - I love it - as does my wife, who also loves her computer, and her virtual clothes/armor/weapons etc. . . Hey - has anyone noticed that the loot sucks in game? Yes - Why - Yes - Dajoka - we have, but we all choose to continue to deposit - doi ;) Has anyone ever had the experience of trying to explain why you spend real money to "play a game" where you get virtual items with your real money - but get this - your virtual items have no tangible value unlike your Jaguar, or your Subaru Outback? (By the way - I loved that Analogy Hurricane ;)

Whew - ok - so I was typing and I could not shut up ;) What i meant to say is. . . I am sorry for your losses, and hope the tension in your home has all gone away. best wishes to you and your family this holiday season - and before I forget to mention it - The guy who is offering advice on "how to break in your next wife" has likely never had one, and is living with his mom - hehehehe - God i hope i'm right on that one - lol - Wicked Burn!
:yay::wtg:
 
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