Name the new sweat "gun"

Interesting concept,

I am gathering this is a sweat extractor of types, crafted by crafters as a (L) item of low TT value with extremely high durability that accumulates sweat in quantities that are related to the amount the item decays per use ?

Not a bad way to regulate the price of sweat, problem being ofc is that such an item would not sell well on the auctioneer (Too low TT creating too higher markup in 1 ped steps + auction fee);

So it would need to be crafted and sold on the street by traders primarily,

Unless it was a TT item - Maybe more feasible if the TT was going to be very very low.

Or it extracted a sizable quantity per attempt decaying in relation ot that, with less failures per attempt.

But then people would argue that sweat skill is now an invested into skill and should be added to the chipping list ?

haha - Anyway some funny names suggested so far indeed :D

EDIT: Alternatively

You could have this style of gun using the above concept crafted (L) (or TT item) with a larger TT that is not used for extracting sweat;

Instead it would be used to extract Animal Oils & oil residue from animal/mutant mobs (Different Oils depending on maturity of mob) and Mineral Oil & Robot Residue from robot mobs. :)

It would be able to be used from a nice range and depending on your skill profession lvl (Fluid extractor ? :D) you would not agro the mob on use (Maybe after multiple uses as you generate hate towards the mob your sucking dry :D)

^^ Surely this sort of activity can be added for newcomers to help get them started as a low cost, profitable if managed well system to add to sweating, fruit, stones, dung gathering.

It could be crafted (L) from low cost materials to ensure the markup of the item was respectable and in context to the resulting outcomes of what it can procure.
 
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So your guess at the name was the Wafflertron, BabbleMaster or Jabberoninator? :scratch2:

Sorry, I couldn't resist! :D

But yes, it's definitely an interesting concept and I'm looking forward to it being implemented. :)
 
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So your guess at the name was the Wafflertron, BabbleMaster or Jabberoninator? :scratch2:

Sorry, I couldn't resist! :D

But yes, it's definitely an interesting concept and I'm looking forward to it being implemented. :)

Yes add those to the list :rofl: :yay:
 
Diaphoresis Dominator


(fyi - Diaphoresis is a medical term for sweating)
 
Omegaton SweatAcquiringRadioSucker SARS-101 (L)
 
Wee.. axaxax

SkinGrinder SF-01 (noobies package)
PheroMaster SG-02 (available in TT)
Mob'odor Nouveau (model for ladies)
MantiCore SweatMaker SGA :shower:
 
The Genesis Yourmom Suck-A-Lot 3000

Note:
Not related to Danielle Yourmom Deathbringer :D
 
The absorbent towel.
 
Chikara - Sham WOW

Vacuuminator 3000

Sweat VAC 3000

Swipple Sucker

Aerobic perspirizor

Roman Ram Rambulizer

Roades Sweat Teeter

Swuntitilzer

Freebiefornicator

Posted via Mobile Device
 
Noob Boob Suckeroo Bonzai v1
and when the SIB run out graduate to
Screwed Noob Fuckeroo Bonzai 1000:laugh:
 
i hope this becomes the one item you "spawn" with in EU, i really hope MA dont make us buy it.


on the naming side of things i would be ok with it being named after my self ... no im not sweaty but still it would be an Eron item.


Hedoc VSC - Eron v. I
*vibrant sweat collector*
 
Sweaterion-01 From Trade Terminal (up to 05 available if looted or crafted) :)
 
Don't forget the Mentor Editions that can only be aquired after a successful mentorship period where the Disciple graduates, majoring in sweat gathering.
 
A Couple off the wall ideas

The Omegatron VSE*-9000 (Looks like an Old BFG9000 From Doom, but you use it as a vaccuum

Then there, El Combibocabra! (The Combibo Sucker) This gun gets a lot more sweat from a Combibo but can be used as a Sweat Gathering device.

That's all I can think of

Ben Coyote aka "The Blind Sniper"
 
Suck It N See System - SINS

Suck It Dry - SID

Sweat A Mob - SAM

Sweat Collection Utility Device - SCUD

Sweat Collection Utility Mop - SCUM

Sweat Accumulation Device - SAD

Sweat Accumulation Recovery System - SARS, with model numbers starting at 101

Sweat Utilization Collection Keg - SUCK, with the high speed Model 1 Turbo being SUCK 1T

Positronic Interface System for Collection and Extraction of Sweat - PISCES

or

Positronic Interface System for Controlling and Extracting Sweat - PISCES

:silly2:
 
Marcosuckulator V-10.1.1
;)
 
- sucky sucky

- Esucker ul

- Mod. suckalot

- Sweatbot 01

- Sweatreseller 01

- Noobbasher 01

- Mod Gatherer 01

- Pedmaker
 
Monster-Juice-Extracor , short MJE...

not sure wich juice to take with it , sweat or :scratch2:

i better let ya guess and imao more :rolleyes:
 
Now lets get serious :D
Sweat Gathering Attachment
or SGA ;)
and I reckon they should have them looted as SGA items = Calypso
"Unique SGA-SGA"
and
looted Unique are special and never decay :)
 
Note: the following text is 100% fiction ! :D

Team Fiction is introducing the new sweat gathering tool the Omegaton SG-01A.

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The Omegaton SG-01A is a new Mind Force tool and requires Mind Essence to operate. With the introduction of this tool Team Fiction aims to increase the use of Mind Essence. Other then the new tool, sweat gathering remains the same as
before VU.10

Each (new) colonist will receive a fully charged Omegaton SG-01A.
The Omegaton SG-01A has no tt value, instead it has a maximum of 2000 uses.

When all 2000 attempts have been used, the Omegaton SG-01A needs to be recharged. To fully recharge the Omegaton SG-01A , the colonist needs to have 10 Mind Essence in his/her inventory. Right click on the Omegaton SG-01A and select recharge. 10 Mind Essence will be used and the tool will be fully charged.

To use the Omegaton SG-01A simply aim it at a creature, then left click.
Stage one of sweat gathering has now begun, this works the same as any other mind force tool. Wait until the Omegaton SG-01A bar is fully loaded, then left click a second time. This is the second stage of sweat gathering.

We will closely monitor the use of the new Omegaton SG-01A and adjust the
sweat gathering profession when needed.

Team Fiction...

:silly2:

This is ofcourse fiction, but this is how I would do it.
Increased use of Mind Essence. ;)

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axe-dry-them-out-v1.0 ;)
 
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