New mob idea: Arse

Lardinho

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Literally, just an anus with 2 arse cheeks. Bouncing along like a big dollop of botty. Hopping, low aggro, slow attack, 100% Shrapnel. Maturities;

Arse-Outcast
Arse-Bandit
Arse-Worker
Arse-Raider
Arse-Thief
Arse-Scavenger
Arse-Hunter
Arse-Looter
Arse-Prowler
Arse-Stalker

They drop Stinktree longboards, Animal Arse Oil, Large Horn, Enhanced Target Assessment unit, Soft Hide, 1-handed club, Bear armour.

Please make this wish come true ^-^/
 

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Haha the names fit so well :laugh:

Reminds me of a game....Think of any song with the word Heart in it and replace it with arse....childish i know but funny as hell in a drunken singalong :D
 

kpward

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...LMAO!!! :laugh:


why not? ;)




darri
 

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What exactly is not ok with MA officials? :D
 

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You are soooo the ghey! lol

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Well...... It made me laugh :p
 

Ze-Tomb Raider

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:laugh:
+Rep for making me laugh in the morning.
What areas could we find them? In a new sort of toxic zone? lol
and 1 more thing,
WHY SHRAPNEL?! :D

Ze.
 

steveclark1983

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:laugh:
+Rep for making me laugh in the morning.
What areas could we find them? In a new sort of toxic zone? lol
and 1 more thing,
WHY SHRAPNEL?! :D

Ze.
Yeah I was thinking more acid.....I can see it now the green spray like the kreltin coming from the arse! :eek:
 

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Arse-Bandit :eek: that would defo be a scary mob. Run and clentch your cheeks !
 

Ze-Tomb Raider

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:laugh:
+Rep for making me laugh in the morning.
What areas could we find them? In a new sort of toxic zone? lol
and 1 more thing,
WHY SHRAPNEL?! :D

Ze.
Yeah I was thinking more acid.....I can see it now the green spray like the kreltin coming from the arse! :eek:
to Steve: I would think along the same lines as that too! (but for it to be a spray we'd need to feed it some curry or something. :laugh:
to Jod: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the peanuts! Does claypso have any edible nuts of some kind btw? :laugh:
 

Lardinho

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What areas could we find them? In a new sort of toxic zone? lol
and 1 more thing,
WHY SHRAPNEL?! :D

Ze.
oh come on~ sometimes if you squeeze to hard, you can combine two things to come up with something scarey, the culmination of which is "shart". If you watch "My name is Earl" you'll get it straight away but its not hard to work out. That would be the reason for shrapnel.
 

Xen

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There are already many arse's in game, they just don't look like your description.
 

Jaas

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Hahahaha
Mature Arse
Young Arse
Old Arse
Dominant Arse

You were killed by a Jealous Old Arse!

Oh that's too funny
 

Ludvig|MindArk

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meh at least there would never again be any shortage of dung... :rolleyes:
 

FJRMac

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:rofl: I immediately thought of:
"You were killed by the howling Arse Stalker" :eek::eek::eek:

Mate that is the funniest suggestion I have ever heard.

Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. +rep
 

Nazbrat

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i wouldnt dare be around for Diarrhea Days thats one hell of a shit storm I can do without thank you.

Just Imagine the team names we would have Team names of "Ill Plug you" in or "WTS Buttplugs?" and "You Got Mooned" and finally "Brown Eyed Monsters" th eLovers of such a mob would be called "Chocolate Lips" or "Delighted Ass Kissers"


But wait there is already is a mob that spits shit from its asshole
.... The Kreltin I dare you to scan one on CP

ROFL LMAO quite possibly the funniest thing on EF
 

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If MA create this mob, they would also add new attack type - gas:laugh:
Plus new animation of looting this mob.
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sunjewel

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Omg!!!

I am laughing so hard I can't breath . . . LOL

had to save the sound website . . . going to take it to work and load sounds on someone's computer LMAO

ty ty ty

;>
 

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More teamnames: Kissing the dirty sanchez and Mmm hot lunch :D

Omg so funny + rep! lol
 

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I was going to ask if it was sweatable, butt of course it would be.... :duh:
 

Cid fletch

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omg... stop it everyone...I'm having a stroke... these ass jokes are too much...:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:


p.s
you have been killed by the deprived arse guardian.
 

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Really..? Ass Jokes...?

Is that what we've descended to..?

Honestly, if I was a better person I wouldn't find this thread funny at all... :rolleyes:



But I'm not, so I do...
 

Grrrrr

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Actually, this particular mob is perfect to drop a modified enmatter substance...

Arse powder! :yay:

For those that don't get it, it's just a manipulation of the enmatter Ares Powder...
 
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