No SGA Items for you.

Thantos

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Just replace the word "soup" in this video (when the soup nazi says it) with the words "SGA Item".

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJyGJQx2Fgk[/YOUTUBE]
 
i got one in my loot, not much but i got one so don't apply to me :wtg:
 
ok I'm a bit bored, and inspired..
so.. gonna remake text a bit..
This is how it would sound in MA office/support :rolleyes:
Before reading this text... watch video first... and then watch it second time..
:rolleyes:

Player1: I didn't get any SGA items :(
Mentor: Just forget it, let it go...
Player1: Excuse me... I think you forgot my SGA item
MA: SGA item, 200$ extra
Player1: 200$, but that woman in front of me got free SGA item
MA: You wan't SGA item ?
Player1: Yes please,
MA: 300$ !!!
Player1: What ?!?
MA: NOTHING FOR YOU !
Angry lady takes items away, and gives refund

Player2: Hi there... uhMAaa.... oh oh oh... One mod merc, and uhm... what is that right there.. ? Is that SGA shogun ?
MA: Yes...
Player2: Never been a big fan *trying to vomit*... you know what? Does has anyone ever told you that EU is a huge slot machine ? You know.. vegas ? *cha-ching* *cha-ching*
MA: Very good... very good... you know something ? NO SGA ITEMS FOR YOU !!!
Player2: What... ?
MA: LOG IN AFTER ONE YEAR!! *banned*
MA: NEXT!

Uber: I can kill every mob I wan't to...
MA: You just got your self a SGA item
Uber: How dare you! I wan't ATH ! Cmon newbie, we're leaving....
Newbie scratches head :scratch2:
Uber: Newbie.. ?!
Newbie looks at generous MA...
Newbie: Do I know you ?
Uber shocked

Player2: Hi... :) Uber gave me mod merc, and it is so beautiful... I mean, I just can't tell you how much I appreciate it...! :rolleyes:
MA: You... if we would have know it was for you, then we would neVER HAVE GIVEN IT TO HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE!! WE WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT AND TT'd IT !!!
MA: NOW.. WHO WAN'TS SGA ITEM!! NEXT !! SPEAK UP !!

Programmer: Helloww ! :wave:
MA: You.... you think you can get SGA item ?! Please, you're wasting everyones time...
Programmer: wow... I don't want SGA item... I can make my own SGA item...
5 employees, no-loot system, buggy client, 3k salary... :deal:
MA: That, is our recepie for SGA item :(
Programmer: Yeah.. thats right :) I got it all... called SGA weps, SGA armour..., SGA mining tools...
MA: SGA mining t...oools... :eek:
Programmer: You're through sweet MA... [whisper]back it up[/whisper]....
no more SGA items for you...
NEXT!!!
 
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gacoo, you made me laugh so I had to +rep you. :silly2:
 
"make my own sga" Hilarious :D
 
lol +rep, gotto love these seinfeld series

mebbe u can make one from "everybody loves raymond" too lol
 
You.... you think you can get SGA item ?! Please, you're wasting everyones time...


yayay that's me :D
 
Well it runs till x-mas. I'm pretty convinced there will be x-mas flowers SGA editions for all, no worries...
 
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