Captain Jack
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NO LONGER AVAILABLE
Are you sick of sales pitches offering the potential for profit using top tier equipment, when you'd rather be simply burning PED? Got a massive PED stack you'd like to flush down the lootpool? Do you constantly click Shrapnel or EP4 knowing full well you'll never break even, yet you continue to chase the golden showers? Have you ever wanted to produce similar results hunting?
Introducing the Omegaton ASG-2 Swine Deluxe! Why did they call it a "Swine" deluxe? We don't know for sure - but we can speculate! Some of us think it's because this thing is a PED-eating hog with an insatiable appetite. With the advent of Loot 2.0 the losses seem to be capped, resulting in some low DPS weapons being able to "force HoFs" through deplorable DPP - and the Omegaton ASG-2 Swine Deluxe is the poster child of such weapons!
But wait - there's more!
(Pictured below with a Mod Evil, Longreach 4, two Bullseye 8s, and 7 damage enhancers)
Look at that total cost per shot! It may as well shoot PEDs instead of BLP ammo! Not only can you burn through your stack of PED at dizzying speed, but you can do it hunting virtually any mob in the game! Sure, you can over-kill (the ever living hell out of) chirpies and punies, but this baby's got enough DPS to grind Mulciber as well! And just look at that deplorable DPP! You won't need to worry about irritating loot composition* - most of it is converted to shrapnel with this un-eco swine!
Death, taxes, and not producing long term TT profit with a Swine Deluxe are the only things you can be sure of in life. Improve your certainty in life by sending me an offer today!
*Disclaimer: Some people have claimed they loot more items with the Swine Deluxe than with more eco items, and as such I do not offer any guarantees of reduced loot composition.
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