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and just to make it legal 
LEGAL WARNING
Section 6 Criminal Law Act 1977
As amended by Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994
TAKE NOTICE
THAT we live in this property, it is our home and we intend to stay here.
THAT at all times there is at least one person in this property.
THAT any entry or attempt to enter into this property without our permission is a criminal offence as any one of us who is in physical possession is opposed to entry without our permission.
THAT if you attempt to enter by violence or by threatening violence we will prosecute you. You may receive a sentence of up to six months imprisonment and/or a fine of up to £5,000.
THAT if you want to get us out you will have to issue a claim in the County Court or in the High Court, or produce to us a written statement or certificate in terms of S.12A Criminal Law Act, 1977 (as inserted by Criminal Justice and Public Order Act, 1994).
THAT it is an offence under S.12A (8) Criminal Law Act 1977 (as amended) to knowingly make a false statement to obtain a written statement for the purposes of S. 12A. A person guilty of such an offence may receive a sentence of up to six months imprisonment and/or a fine of up to £5,000.
Signed
The Occupiers
N.B. Signing this Legal warning is optional. It is equally valid whether or not it is signed.
LEGAL WARNING
Section 6 Criminal Law Act 1977
As amended by Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994
TAKE NOTICE
THAT we live in this property, it is our home and we intend to stay here.
THAT at all times there is at least one person in this property.
THAT any entry or attempt to enter into this property without our permission is a criminal offence as any one of us who is in physical possession is opposed to entry without our permission.
THAT if you attempt to enter by violence or by threatening violence we will prosecute you. You may receive a sentence of up to six months imprisonment and/or a fine of up to £5,000.
THAT if you want to get us out you will have to issue a claim in the County Court or in the High Court, or produce to us a written statement or certificate in terms of S.12A Criminal Law Act, 1977 (as inserted by Criminal Justice and Public Order Act, 1994).
THAT it is an offence under S.12A (8) Criminal Law Act 1977 (as amended) to knowingly make a false statement to obtain a written statement for the purposes of S. 12A. A person guilty of such an offence may receive a sentence of up to six months imprisonment and/or a fine of up to £5,000.
Signed
The Occupiers
N.B. Signing this Legal warning is optional. It is equally valid whether or not it is signed.
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Dunno where - but do share so I can come burn it down.
Tyvm.
Tyvm.
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Ah the good old section 6, such memories....
I hope you've changed the locks.
There was a time I could change a Yale barrel in 90 seconds...
As for the "Where?"... Looks like just outside Minopolis to me...
I hope you've changed the locks.
There was a time I could change a Yale barrel in 90 seconds...
As for the "Where?"... Looks like just outside Minopolis to me...
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Yes, but who does the house belong to ?
?
I guess that makes the owner the cannibal
LOL!!! (Welcome back Pepper!)
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Yes, but who does the house belong to
Eeerm...MindArk?
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Who cares...
Did you run out of skirts to look under ?
Did you run out of skirts to look under ?
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Who cares...
Did you run out of skirts to look under ?
Well, at first I thought this was a pointless thread (In some ways it is), but once you know who the owner is, you'll understand the irony
(And yes I did run out of skirts give me your coords please?)
(And yes I did run out of skirts
give me your coords please?)
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But who pays the rent of the house
We're all owned by MindArk at the end of the day.
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But who pays the rent of the house
No-one pays the rent. It's a squat. That's how it works...
You can be pretty sure they won't pay the bills, either...
And for good measure they might even strip out all the copper wiring just to get the price of a pint from the scrap-merchant...
Then the floorboards will come up for firewood...
When the toilet get blocked and overflows with *stuff* they'll use the Bath, until that blocks and overflows too. Combine the stench of that with the reak of dog-poo from their mangey mutts on a string...
And finally, when the place is completely uninhabitable, they'll simply move in next door, and start again...
OR, who knows, they may be that rare breed, The Together Squatter.
But yes I agree, knowing who's name is on the lease would be fun..
#crosses fingers# "Come ON Marcus Calendar.."
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