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Faustian

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Faustian Faust Dok
Originaly by Jim Croce
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim

Nymphtowns got it hustlers
The Port Atlantis got its bums
Capr Corinth got big ron
He's a pistol shootin' son of a gun
Yeah he's big and dumb as a man can come
But he's stronger than a country hoss
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call big ron boss

And they say
You don't tug on Skalmans coat
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the shadow helm of Anda Atriedes
And you don't mess around with ron

Well outta Fort Zeus come a country boy
He said I'm looking for a man named ron
I am a pistol shootin boy
My name is Faustian Dok
But down home they call me Faust
Yeah I'm lookin for the king of Cape Corinth
He been training with a mod fap
And last week he took all my money in PVP3
And it may sound funny
But I come to get my money back

And everybody say
Jack, don't you know
You don't tug on Skalmans coat
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the shadow helm of Anda Atriedes
And you don't mess around with ron

Well a hush fell over the Octigon
When ron come boppin' in from the TP
And when the shooting was done
The only thing that wasn't bloody
Was the souls of the big mans feet
Yeah he was shot in bout a hundred places
And he was cut in a couple more
And you better believe
They sung a diffrent kinda story
When big ron hit the floor, uh huh

Now they say
You don't tug on Skalmans coat
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the shadow helm of Anda Atriedes
And you don't mess around with Faust

Now they say
You don't tug on Skalmans coat
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the shadow helm of Anda Atriedes
And you don't mess around with Faust

You don't pull the shadow helm of Anda Atriedes
And you don't mess around with Faust
 
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hahahahahah :laugh:
*waiting for ron's reply on this*
 
LMAO nice Faust

:girl:
 
Lol faust nicely done, liked your version of 'Because I Got High' as well :D
 
Still waiting for the wav files of you singing this. :cool:
 
ZarathustrA said:
Still waiting for the wav files of you singing this. :cool:

:eek: AAH Never gonna happen :silly2:
 
Yes this is all well and good.

But we all know who is the undisbutible P.I.M.P of calypso.
 
Zee said:
Yes this is all well and good.

But we all know who is the undisbutible P.I.M.P of calypso.

Me baby, only me ;)
 
who got most "employees" of you two p.i.m.ps? :scratch:
 
Zee said:
Yes this is all well and good.

But we all know who is the undisbutible P.I.M.P of calypso.

LOL- oooh, yes! I want to see the two of you fight this claim out! :boxer:
 
Svetlana said:
LOL- oooh, yes! I want to see the two of you fight this claim out! :boxer:

Me and Sveta will be cheerleaders :cheer:
 
nice faust i like that so when you going to sing this song and put on a wav file :p lol jk just keep drinking your jd and woop some ass for me :) lol got get em faust i dont think anyone will mess with you after that song ;) lol well i gotta go lataz

CT|RAVEN

PS why you think i didnt mess with you in the first place :p hehe
 
Svetlana said:
LOL- oooh, yes! I want to see the two of you fight this claim out! :boxer:

hehe i want to see this one too but i would have to say faust would win sorry ZEE but faust is just a PIMP hehe :p lol but i would still like to watch it hehe it might be a close one :) but i have to go lataz
 
Skam said:
Me and Sveta will be cheerleaders :cheer:

Cool! Yes... you and me Skam will be the :cheer: section.
We could even sell concessions :silly2:
 
ok! So when u going to perform this Live Faust? :D

ima comp u on ma guitarr :dunce:
 
Skam said:
Me and Sveta will be cheerleaders :cheer:

yeah, and ill be sneaking away with you girls for a nice dinner and a hot tub with champaign while the barbarians battle it out
 
Terra said:
yeah, and ill be sneaking away with you girls for a nice dinner and a hot tub with champaign while the barbarians battle it out

hehe- hey, don't u have a gf??? :silly2:
 
Svetlana said:
hehe- hey, don't u have a gf??? :silly2:
Do Lolitadolls read? :laugh: (sorry, just joking around Terra ;) )
 
lol :) that was a good 1 faust :)

lmao...

still strong enough to post reply here thou u did a shitty job :p
muuhahahahaha .. :)
 
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