"Quote" Out of Context!

[Tycoon]

To play, whenever you see a quote somewhere on forums that would be funny without the rest of the post/thread to explain it's meaning, post it here in this thread!...

If people wonder "why would someone say that?!", they'll have to click the quote to go find out, since in this thread it will be completely out of context!

please don't give the quotes any context, as that will dilute the fun of it! Just drop some smileys or make a short funny comment about it or something!

I'll go first!...

 

[Tycoon]

I can't wait to get my yellow turds back!

good luck!

 

[ClarkKent]

heres one

MA, you really you need to take a step back and think about what you are doing here.

 

[narfi]

I don't convert real cash to ped

saw your signature linking here when I read the post, so figured I should quote you in your own thread

 

[Cail]

that will dilute the fun of it!

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[Angel O2 Mercer]

Why not quote myself....I guess...

My victory combo is laptop + sit on the toilet. Brings me lots of ATH. I'm not posting a photo, you can thank me later.

Alcohol...

 

[Sunsout Gunsout]

That lonely "!" at the end scares the shit out of me...

I still don't know why I still think this is so funny

(You have to read the OP to see what he means...and it's not really "out of context" per se, but this whole forum is out of context so...)

 

[LeeLoo Faith]

Next vu: introduction of sniper sofa, slippers, icebox, ...

need some new ideas ?

 

[Fishface]

can't wait to blow you again

I'm not sure it matters what context someone says this in.

 

[johan roadkill]

weirdest gratz I've ever recieved

omg, i almost forgot ! Happy B-DAY Johan , this time for real From the birthday we can say two things - first we can say how old are you, and second, we can say for sure in what year and what date two people had sex without protection


^,.:.,^

 

[mastermesh]

HOLY JESUS FUCK, YOU COMPLAINING IDIOTS ARE MAKING ME WANT TO PUKE!!!!!!!

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