Smiliolus blossom intoxicates Armax

[Bertha Bot]

Imperial zoologists informs that due to the warm summer breeze on Calypso, combined with the damp spring mist, a plant known as the “Smiliolus” have been spotted growing in unusual amounts. This particular flower is very popular among the younger Armaxes, as it gives a mild buzz when chewed. Smiliolus are expected to blossom this weekend, and the Zoologists are preparing to observe large herds of Armaxes come together for the occation.

Herbalogy expert Dr. Nichstrom warns colonists against chewing the plant themselves, as it might cause light seizures and giddiness in humans.



Originally posted on Entropia Gateway

 

[JingyiDai]

lez go kill it! I just chewed some of those....

 

[Lorespade]

Omg new items!!!!!!!!

Drugz!!!!!!!

I am totally gonna be a drug dealer. they make bank IRL

 

[Joske]

I want to refine this smiliolus stuff!!

Just gotta be good

 

[AJack10600]

Drugs on FPC... lol A new market ?

 

[Nor Alien]

It's over there ... No over there... Where???? Over there!!! Here???? Fuckit I'm staying right here!!!! "chew chew chew"

 

[Few Scars]

Saturday I login and pick up some Smiliolus, after picking a few
Swirls! You have a new skill: Drug dealer

Level 1-10 Beginner Drug Dealer
Level 10-20 Skilled Drug Dealer
Level 20-40 Expert Drug Dealer
Level 40-70 Master Drug Dealer

I wonder what the Mark up will be

 

[Few Scars]

Where is the biggest Armax spawns??

Where will these Armax spawns be??

 

[Pogo]

Yay, lets go kill some dazed, drugged up cows. Ill get the fire and spit going

 

[Joske]

Saturday I login and pick up some Smiliolus, after picking a few
Swirls! You have a new skill: Drug dealer

Level 1-10 Beginner Drug Dealer
Level 10-20 Skilled Drug Dealer
Level 20-40 Expert Drug Dealer
Level 40-70 Master Drug Dealer

I wonder what the Mark up will be

I'm quite sure if you eat enough of the stuff you start seeing swirleys.
That's going to make it even more addictive...

And in the end, you think your account is full, but isn't.
My account, the one who sells it to you, will be really full.

MASSIVE ONLINE DRUGZ ftw

(I just have to keep in mind: don't get high on your own supply)

 

[Pogo]

Maybe if they eat too much they might actually by a slip of the skin show us their loot

We must harness the power of “Smiliolus”. We must recognize the significance of this drug and explore its uses immediately

 

[Magnus Mag]

if someone has some Smiliolus plz give me a little bit....

i have no money at moment..but i will pay later...you have my word...

give me just a little bit..please...just a little bit...plz just a little bit...give me just a little bit..it will be the last time..just a little bit..plzplz...GIVE ME JUST A FCKING LITTLE BIT

 

[Vedder]

Saturday I login and pick up some Smiliolus, after picking a few
Swirls! You have a new skill: Drug dealer

Level 1-10 Beginner Drug Dealer
Level 10-20 Skilled Drug Dealer
Level 20-40 Expert Drug Dealer
Level 40-70 Master Drug Dealer

I wonder what the Mark up will be

Nah, it's :

Swirls! You have a new skill: Dope head

Level 1-10 Beginner Dope head
Level 10-20 Skilled Dope head
Level 20-40 Expert Dope head
Level 40-70 Master Dope head

 

[Mojoswoptops]

It's occasion, not occation.


And we been smokin Smiliolus for years.

And we can still spell.

 

[wildcuts]

Now if I would be the lead game designer then it would be possible to collect those blossoms and to refine them into a drug that would boost hit points for a limited period of time. Of course this would have side effects and be illegal, so the drug could not be put into auction...
It would be so easy to bring story and depth into gameplay if you really would want it...

 

[Wody]

Now I know what Simon the Guide has been doing lately...

I attended him to the following plant in the naz:


and of course asked him to do something about it. CHA was informed (Calypso Horticulture Authorities). Apparently, they found out what it was.

By the way, look what happened after just licking the strange plant:

 

[Immortal]

Herbalogy expert Dr. Nichstrom warns colonists against chewing the plant themselves, as it might cause light seizures and giddiness in humans.

Riiight, so we have the same dna as armax

 

[Menace]

I am totally gonna be a drug dealer. they make bank IRL

We don't always make bank.... believe it or not it can be a tedious lifestyle sometimes......


Menace

 

[NotVF]

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[Dude]

We don't always make bank.... believe it or not it can be a tedious lifestyle sometimes......


Menace

Only cause you smoke most of your profit



Dam Canadians still use paper towel and a hairdrier to dry the shit

 

[mczimi]

ok so back to topic, now any spawn?... this time i miss when it ends or where can we find this special spawn!!!

 

[Parlog]

ah now those space pirate stories start to make sense!

Selling contrabant and hay fever spray @ dark corner

 

[remontoire]

Drugs on FPC... lol A new market ?

I take it you have never read the description of Devil's Tails, an "enmatter" that has been around for quite a while.

But large herds of young Armax will be good!

 

[remontoire]

Riiight, so we have the same dna as armax

Umm... DNA? No. All that is required is that the basic neurochemistry is at least somewhat similar.

 

[addz]

Selling opium refiner, 100,000 ped each

 

[UUUU]

Drugs on FPC... lol A new market ?

Ye, but it's against the EULA so if you get caught harvesting, refining and/or selling you get kicked

 

[Norbert]

[YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXnUZBD_qV4&feature=related] [/YOUTUBE]

...........

 

[Iphigia]

Saturday I login and pick up some Smiliolus, after picking a few
Swirls! You have a new skill: Drug dealer

Level 1-10 Beginner Drug Dealer
Level 10-20 Skilled Drug Dealer
Level 20-40 Expert Drug Dealer
Level 40-70 Master Drug Dealer

I wonder what the Mark up will be

Hmmm... Now we have an item that actually makes it worthwhile to travel to RT. Hanging out at Mötorhead stadium selling our refined weed...

 

[Immortal]

ok so back to topic, now any spawn?... this time i miss when it ends or where can we find this special spawn!!!

I will use my psychic powers to deduce that they will be somewhere near minopolis, with a 90% chance the direction is south.

Umm... DNA? No. All that is required is that the basic neurochemistry is at least somewhat similar.

Since when is human biology ever basic. We evolved from fucking plants ffs. Why you think there's a yoga position called 'tree' ????

 

[DeeDee]

Time for the last Armax DNA part(s) to drop perhaps?!