Star vs Chuck Norris

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Star is Chuck Norris' Avatar
 

rafacristian

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Neighter one, Steven Seagal will take them out.
 

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When Chuck Norris logs in you lose all loot the player next to you loses all loot, the entire Calypso loses all loot, CND looses all loot, CP loses all loot, Rocktopia loses all loot, CRD loses all loot, Next island loses all loot, Cryene looses all loot, SEE loses all loot, Arcadia looses all loot, planet Micheal wets itself before loosing all loot, MA looses all loot, Everyone looses.
 
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Star kicks so much ass time itself reverted and made chuck legened he has become but only a mere candle in comparisment to a Star!
 

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When Chuck Norris logs in you lose all loot the player next to you loses all loot, the entire Calypso loses all loot, CND looses all loot, CP loses all loot, Rocktopia loses all loot, CRD loses all loot, Next island loses all loot, Cryene looses all loot, SEE loses all loot, Arcadia looses all loot, planet Micheal wets itself before loosing all loot, MA looses all loot, Everyone looses.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to log in. He's just here.

BTW, he wouldn't need a Gold Card. It's the awe of the bits and bytes that make his account and his connection and everything secure.
 

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If it's Planet Chuck Norris then he would win. Nobody can defeat a whole planet. ;)
 

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Chuck Norris does not put BP's or materials in crafting machines; he just stared at them and get the items they want. Full TT. Everytime. CoS is for mortals.

Chuck Norris put his gear in the TT and got it back, fully repaired. Did not even have to stare it down.
 

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Chuck example

-.-

Mr Rogers would pop out and kick both them asses
 

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Chuck norris doesnt have to shave, he roundhousekicks himself in the phase.
 

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its Buzz Erik Lightyear who crafted Chuck norris.. so my vote go for buzz
 

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They once made a Chuck Norris toiletpaper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone!!

Chuck Norris ones orderd a Big Mac at Burger King and got one!!
 

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Who's Chuck Norris?

J/k
 

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They once made a Chuck Norris toiletpaper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone!!

Chuck Norris ones orderd a Big Mac at Burger King and got one!!
Ahhh....The Chuck :silly2:. Not this thread again...
 

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Chuck Norris can get 90% return, no other avatars lived to see that!
 

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I started typing many things and backspacing as i couldn't decide what to say :S

Amazing thread :yay:
 

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star can hunt chirpies with the least eco weapon in EU and still get at least 500% profit every run.

chuck norris is so powerful, he can stare at a blank wall and give people who wont even exist for another million years, bubonic plague. not to mention chuck has been playing next island for about a year now and has reached max level in every profession.
 

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Chuck Norris knew that we are going to have 100+ planets in EU so he deiceded to make his own one.
EARTH.

.. bump .. :D
 
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chuck Norris once killed a mulak'f and got an ath.. star just killed chuck norris
 
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