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As most of you know, Lykke and I have found our ways to greener pastures.
However, we truly want everybody to know that we had an awesome time on EF, and that we greatly value the immense amount of support, well-wishings, kind notes, and feedback we have gotten.
Therefore, we have decided to organise one more event, in the style we always used when we were still active. That means the event will be cheap, heaps of fun, and a very nice way to meet others.
Now, being (in-game) religious fanatics, we came up with the perfect event. We will settle once and for all whether Lootius is real or not. How, you ask?
Simple. We will prove that prayers are mightier than the sword. We will walk up naked into Atroxes, Armaxes, King Fishers, and any other MOB that Lootius puts in our way, and pray them to death.
THAT'S RIGHT! We will direct our prayers to Lootius, and chant them into oblivion in a Gregorianish way.
There will be no shots fired during the event. Instead, we rely on our faith and we pray our foes to their early demise.
Suggested date: 2 weeks from now: Oct 6th, 6 PM MA time (8 PM CET).
Suggested equipment: What Lootius created you with, or less. Naked avatars will be wolf-whistled, applauded, and perhaps dragged off to dark caverns afterwards.
Suggested prayers: Lootius 25-17: The path of the Lootius man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the resellers and the tyranny of evil MA. Blessed is Marco, who in the name of community relations and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of Pedless, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of duped Mod Faps. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious loot-lag those who would attempt to scam and resell tp my brothers. And you will know my name is Lootius when I lay my no-loot upon thee.
Suggested state: Not sober.
We shall try our very best to see if we can motivate some old worshippers of Lootius to join us for this fine event. No matter how things work out, we promise you a blast!
However, we truly want everybody to know that we had an awesome time on EF, and that we greatly value the immense amount of support, well-wishings, kind notes, and feedback we have gotten.
Therefore, we have decided to organise one more event, in the style we always used when we were still active. That means the event will be cheap, heaps of fun, and a very nice way to meet others.
Now, being (in-game) religious fanatics, we came up with the perfect event. We will settle once and for all whether Lootius is real or not. How, you ask?
Simple. We will prove that prayers are mightier than the sword. We will walk up naked into Atroxes, Armaxes, King Fishers, and any other MOB that Lootius puts in our way, and pray them to death.
THAT'S RIGHT! We will direct our prayers to Lootius, and chant them into oblivion in a Gregorianish way.
There will be no shots fired during the event. Instead, we rely on our faith and we pray our foes to their early demise.
Suggested date: 2 weeks from now: Oct 6th, 6 PM MA time (8 PM CET).
Suggested equipment: What Lootius created you with, or less. Naked avatars will be wolf-whistled, applauded, and perhaps dragged off to dark caverns afterwards.
Suggested prayers: Lootius 25-17: The path of the Lootius man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the resellers and the tyranny of evil MA. Blessed is Marco, who in the name of community relations and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of Pedless, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of duped Mod Faps. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious loot-lag those who would attempt to scam and resell tp my brothers. And you will know my name is Lootius when I lay my no-loot upon thee.
Suggested state: Not sober.
We shall try our very best to see if we can motivate some old worshippers of Lootius to join us for this fine event. No matter how things work out, we promise you a blast!
... if the smell from the priests feet .. I mean the priests prayers .. doesn't kill them all ...
we got some cow fisting to do 
