SamanthaFlynn
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- May 3, 2018
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- Samantha Naraya Flynn
To: Major Ushakov
From: 420th Regiment (Wasted), Warrant Officer II Flynn.
Re: Robot Invasion
We've analyzed the attacking robots and have found that they are not carrying the proper caliber of ammunition to do any sort of structural damage to any of the facilities on Calypso. After capturing one of the lower-level drones and hacking its CPU & memory systems, we've learned that they are all running the Orthos release of their internal operating system from over a decade ago without the patch that fixed the primary target bug.
Therefore, we cannot use our precious ammo supplies on cleaning up what amounts to a minor nuisance.
If you'd like assistance in this janitorial endeavor, please send sufficient ammo and supplies.
Thank you.
Warmest regards,
Warrant Officer II Flynn.
P.S.: If you have any beer, please send some. Calypso has been without any since we've arrived here and it's starting to have adverse effects on the morale of the population. Thanks again!
From: 420th Regiment (Wasted), Warrant Officer II Flynn.
Re: Robot Invasion
We've analyzed the attacking robots and have found that they are not carrying the proper caliber of ammunition to do any sort of structural damage to any of the facilities on Calypso. After capturing one of the lower-level drones and hacking its CPU & memory systems, we've learned that they are all running the Orthos release of their internal operating system from over a decade ago without the patch that fixed the primary target bug.
Therefore, we cannot use our precious ammo supplies on cleaning up what amounts to a minor nuisance.
If you'd like assistance in this janitorial endeavor, please send sufficient ammo and supplies.
Thank you.
Warmest regards,
Warrant Officer II Flynn.
P.S.: If you have any beer, please send some. Calypso has been without any since we've arrived here and it's starting to have adverse effects on the morale of the population. Thanks again!